Zhanga: April 11, 2004

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 (5 comments)

The recent name changes and stuff on these pages are going to kill a lot of search engine hits. I'm still wondering why Google cut me off their database some months ago. This site is almost impossible to find with Google now, but Dingting tells me that a long time ago it was on Google. I guess if white Korean dumb whore chompy Christians run Google and they read my site, then that could explain it. Otherwise, I'm at a loss.

If I ever get bored enough in a class, I'll be writing up a page for this site about chompies. But right now, I can't really think of anything I could put in that page. Maybe I'll prepare an observational study... something like, between which two periods do the most number of chompies gather in a particular area of the hall? Or, to what degree does each student in my Euro or Physics class fall into the chompy classification?

On the way back home today, Charles and I got lost in some neighborhood. His fault for wanting a "shortcut!" Then in the cul-de-sac, we saw this car with tape on the back in the shape of "SPORK BANDIT." That was easily the most amusing thing today. Then my mom calls, I pick up, and it dies when I push the button. My mom then proceeds to call many more times and to leave a message because I can listen to those with a dead battery.

After I got home, I mention to her the Discover article I read about fish and the accumulated toxins in them. She makes a seemingly random remark, something that can be translated as "those Japanese demons are so healthy because they've always eaten lots of fish!"

Chinese parents are always so racist, and it's hilarious.

After reading for a week, and then doing chemistry, I have found that physics is more fun than any of this. I wish I could be playing ping pong, though.

9:26 PM

For the first time, I'll let people know how many people actually go to this page. None of these figures include traffic generated by myself. During a week while people were gone, 3/30 to 4/5, there were 235 hits and 217 visits to this page (unxanga.htm). The week before they left, 3/22-3/28. there were 423 hits and 341 visits. I'm not sure what a "visit" is, but a "hit" is simply a object request. I think I'd get more hits if I wrote on my xanga, but I'll never do that.

I made a graph of weekly hits and visits to this page since August. Other than the dip and then huge jump (>100% increase) for no apparent reason around week 28 (beginning of February), and the last point, the linear regression fits very well. Both lines have r = 0.90. The expected increase per week is 9.1 hits and 7.6 visits. If the last data point is left out (Europe trips), then r becomes 0.93 and the coefficients become 9.8 and 8.2.

So if we integrate to find the area under the curve... lol

Between 6 and 3 weeks ago, there were 17 hits to the hacking tools page. Then there's 220 hits and visits in the past three weeks. This is more than the number of hits to the Snoddy or Dutter pages during the same period. That's rather odd, because I know very few, if any, of you would "give a fiddler's fart" about anything on that page, and certainly you'd find the teachers far more entertaining. I guess this means I actually made a page that's useful. Yes!

Hopefully, people don't do malicious things with the information I provide. I mean, the farthest I would go is harassing people like Billy by moving the mouse around, littering the desktop with random things like HTTP 404 shortcuts, or sending some farm porn to the windows folder where he won't find it. Far short of what could happen.

If you ever feel like commenting on an old post but think I'll never see it, then comment anyways. I've got a page that shows comments by when they're posted, and that's how I read the comments. Not by pushing the link on each post.

I've gotta get to bed. I shouldn't have stayed up an extra 45 minutes doing calculations during spring break.

Then when I get up, I'm going to go do that DBQ with Tricia and probably be surrounded by gayness again. Hopefully not, though.

1:13AM

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