Zhanga: April 10, 2004

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 (5 comments)

I'm totally with Charles on this tanning thing. It doesn't matter at all to me whether a girl is tanned or not, unless she's baked to the point that she absorbs all incoming light and her face looks like a coal lump. I am unfortunate enough to have to look at this in the hallways at school. And yeah, the orange stuff... ewwww. I've never thought that a girl was "too pale," not even the Goths. They're just plain ugly and no more needs to be said about them. What the heck is a Goth, anyway?

Last night my mom made me read on the couch upstairs. That wasn't going to work, with my grandpa and her watching TV. The show that was on had these two models talking about the most useless things ever, like how to properly sit and stand. One was from mainland China and one from [the province of] Taiwan. I expected and immediately heard this from my grandpa:

"还是大陆的长得好看。"
Mainlanders are still prettier.

And I thought I was disorganized... HOLY CRAP this guy [link removed] owns! He has totally redefined "messy."

Also from bash.org is the best poem of all time. I hope you get it...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
All of my base
Are belong to you.

I was supposedly taken off the Homegroup mailing list about a year ago. Today the email begins "Dean can provide the fried rice..."

So my mom got the mail from the 日本鬼子 and it looks like I got 6 honors night invitations. I should probably tell the school that I haven't lived there for a year.

Ronjon came over for some ping pong and we both made some of the gayest shots ever in ping pong history. He returned all sorts of gay shots that he wasn't supposed to, and I did some of the same. The dumb net kept acting gay too. It might let a shot completely roll up the side one time, then the next the ball would hit the top edge and slingshot into my face.

nik3lbak: i looked at what my parents are cooking for the party
nik3lbak: and my salivary glands went crazy
icydog1: salivary amylase!
icydog1: who do i sound like!
nik3lbak: lol
nik3lbak: not ronjon!

Also courtesy of Gene is this awesome line:

ManOfAwesome: i <3 david

And this is why I call you Gay.

10:42PM

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