Zhanga: April 7, 2004

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Wednesday, April 7, 2004 (5 comments)

OMG I am like sooooo fat. I weigh 78 pounds now and for my height (5' 5"), that's hoooge. My mom yelled at me yesterday because my grandma died from eating too many pennies and she was sad and we have these family issues because our faucet leaks gooey stuff (is it water?) and holy crap like my boyfriend and I totally had an argument last nite about rabbits and that made me cry on my pillow. Why does he have to be so insensitive? How can he not know that there are pink rabbits around here? And then when I saw the dead dog that David ran over I wanted to cry some more. I think people should be nice to little kyoooooooooote animals and not run over them for no reason. It's not their fault that they're dumb like me and like running out in front of moving vehicles. But then today I went shopping with my gay friend Ryan and everything's better now because I luv shopping and we both got this HOTT thong and tried it on which made us really happy!! Then he drove his HOTT car to diz other place where I got a reeeeaally cute sell phone cover!!! It's one of those fuzzy things that are really cool! I'm so happy! Then later today I went to church, and I decided that anyone not Christian is going to hell, and I said my prayers, but all I could think of was this guy who's name I don't know and he's really HOTT and I totally want to do him right now. *chomp chomp*

Now take that and add bad spelling and [worse] grammar and some of these ~~~ and a few of these ^^ and maybe one or two >< and some funny colors and you're set! I would have done all of this, except that I can't tell what I'm trying to say if I do, so I didn't. The phrase "moving vehicles" may be inappropriate word choice. It might be more appropriate to use the term "kars." Some of the sentences in there still smell strongly of... me, but I didn't want to try to go through again to edit them out for fear of my eyes melting and brain boiling.

Well, I tried my best to not anger anyone in particular, Yük excluded, with that. Sorry if I offended you. But really, stop with the weight. Even the Devil doesn't complain about it, and a seismograph can detect her weight to within 5% if she's moving.

I assume that Gene's comments were referring to stuff like the above. I must agree that the last post was extremely useless though. Just like Pop in Angela's Ashes. How many times has she called him useless? That's like three references to literature I've made this year, which is definitely a record.

I'd like to ask Eva (and other people) to post comments with "Eva" instead of "me" in the box labeled "Your name" because it's hard to figure out which "me" is which. Now there'll be like 15 people posting as "me" just to screw with me. Oh well, I'd do it too... I mean, I'm basically asking for it.

I got a mailer-daemon error from Vanderbilt saying that I attempted to send an email to an address that doesn't exist at their server. The returned email had this as the body: "our photo, uahhh.... , you are naked!" There was a virus in it, too. Some fag is spoofing my email and spamming people... great. This is going to make Bellsouth really happy. They'll probably send their goons after me in a few days. Oh, and my parents will be happy when they hear from BS that I've been sending porn and viruses in spam. Awesome!

Uhh, I just though of something worse. What happens if by some random stroke of antiluck, my parents get a really bad spam from my [spoofed] address? That would be really ugly, and trying to explain to them email header spoofing would be like trying to teach my mom English, or in other words, a massive failure.

Wow, how'd I write so much? That wasn't supposed to happen.

5:55PM

I kinda want to make a calendar thing to the left instead of just an ugly list of files, but either I'd have to make like 15 months of calendar, or I'd have to make one of those scrolly things with Next/Prev buttons that I hate because it takes forever to get anywhere. Or I could use a drop-down menu to make a selector thing, but I hate those too, not to mention that I'm incapable of making the thing work.

I went through some of the old pages on this Un-Xanga today and found interesting stuff:

I still do not know what this rumor below was about. Would someone like to enlighten me?

Monday, March 31, 2003
Apparently there's some rumor going around about me and CiCi, and she knows, but won't tell me. GRRRRRRRRRRRR it's gonna bother me forever.

What happened here? Not enough persistence of memory?

Saturday, June 21, 2003
Mary forgot my last name.

Here is the first recorded instance of the Bryan equation:

Thursday, September 17, 2003
Ms. Bryan is the devil and her work is the devil's child.

And then the effect of Palms (good old Palms... and GHP) on my stomach. Note how I can eat practically half a watermelon along with other stuff before Palms happened to me, and then note the results of attempting to eat only 1/4 of a watermelon alone as a snack afterwards. The pain was so bad that I can still remember it.

Sunday, May 18, 2003
Wow my stomach is owning me. I just ate 14 slices of watermelon. And a dinner, and 10 crab legs.

Sunday, July 27, 2003
Today is the first day that I have ever eaten so much watermelon that it has caused me to collapse on the floor trying not to barf it all up. I was on the ground for about 10 minutes. I don't know how that happened, but I have a feeling it has to do with not having enough real fruit at Palms. After eating 1/4 of the thing (which I usually can eat with no problem) my stomach started hurting but I kept eating (remember that this is the first taste of watermelon I've had since a long time ago). Then holy crap I had the most massive stomachache I've ever had.

Warning: One of the most useless rambles ever follows:

NVIDIA is and has always been near or at the top of my favorite companies list. There is no company that I know of who can compare with the quality and features to be found in its frequent and easily accessible driver updates. When I say features, I mean both the sheer number of additional functions and also the usefulness of them. Almost all companies will only put a naked driver in the driver package, and not any cool stuff. I get just about everything I could ask for from these guys. And of course, since they are drivers, they are inherently free. The performance that I get out of their hardware is also unparalleled by anything else I've ever used. They never cease to amaze me with the stuff they put out. Anyways, next time you're looking for a video card or motherboard, you don't have to ask me which company I recommend.

By the way, I used ATI (a leading competitor) drivers once, and I hated them. They were obtrusive, clumsy, unstable (... illegal operation and will be shut down...), and resource-fat. Their attempts at adding useless features were bad too, because they just got in my way and ate up a lot of memory while I hunted for ways to kill them. I also like how they have copied NVIDIA's driver search page (ATI/NVIDIA).

12:43AM

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