Zhanga: April 4, 2004

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Sunday, April 4, 2004 (6 comments)

I forgot to tell the story of Ronjon and the red light yesterday. He's driving up the hill on Timber Ridge, and it's green. So he floors it, and it turn yellow for about 3.2 nanoseconds before turning red. Of course he's nowhere near being in the intersection when it does this, but like a man, he goes straight through it. Like a man, until he sees the cop and starts the true Ronjon "OH SHIT OH SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT SHIIIIIIITTT!!! OH FUCK!!! FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!"

Yeah. The cop was at the intersection, on the side of Roswell, with his lights flashing, probably from pulling over some guy who had just left a minute or two ago. He turns off his lights and follows Ronjon for what seemed like 5 miles, because it took around 10 minutes for Ronjon to get to the next intersection at that incredible speed. All this time, he's going "OH FUCK OH FUCK OH SHIT!!!!"

The cop turned into the next neighborhood, probably because he couldn't stand driving behind Ronjon anymore at 5.3 mpm (meters per millennium) on Roswell.

The end of Wendy's comment makes no sense. Read the beginning and end of this snippet:

how many times you & Ai were alone... in the dark backyard... numerous times.

The "many times" consisted of only one time, anyways, and that was for like 30 seconds. And what were you saying to Ai and Dave... while glancing over at me every few seconds?

I formatted last night/today. The first time, Explorer broke. Then the second format was killed by gay Norton. The third time, I got BLASTed. I was too annoyed to do it again though, so I didn't try to reformat again. Somehow, Blaster managed to kill itself. So I'm not going to post much. Back to installing all my stuff.

11:59PM

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