Zhanga: April 2, 2004
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Yesterday, I got a spam dated April 6, 2004, and another one from 1969. Dang, that one took a long time to get here. What kind of slow computer was sending emails to me back then?
I showed Dutter the deportation letter, but by the time I got to her this morning, she had already heard about it... from Ms. Martin! Any guesses on which teacher I'm going to own on Monday? Not really... I love Ms. Martin because she's awesome.
You know the signs of an awesome teacher? Well, during lunch, I saw Coach Hawkins and we greeted each other. Then we looked at each other blankly for 2 seconds, and we synchronized a "READY FOR THE BREAK?" That was awesome. Exact same speed from start to finish. How does that happen?
The percentage of 5's on the AP English Language exam (7.4%) is second lowest only to US government, at 5.7%. This is so encouraging.
After frisbee today, I found that my car had been written on with lipstick. I suspect that a short giggly Asian girl is the perpetrator. Unfortunately, she won't confess directly.
Why did I just cough up something that tastes like butter? Uhhhh.....
Now, I'll let you examine some of the conversations I have with McLeod and then let you draw your own conclusions:
First two lines of AIM thing:
LuLu436: hey jerk
icydog1: whore
Me: What? K initial? Huh? V final?!? I don't get it. (I was
not being sarcastic)
McLeod: I hate you.
Me: Hey McLeod... my car window didn't actually get smashed--
McLeod: I hate you.
LuLu436: you were so cute today playing ultimate with your little arms
and legs
icydog1: i hate you
LuLu436: hates YOU
LuLu436: but who doesn't , really?
icydog1: i'll kill you
Me: Hey McLeod!
McLeod: I hate you.
Then she tells me she's going to come over, because, you know, I'm a bit lonely right now. Then she signs off. What am I to make of this? hahaha
I think I'll go to sleep pretty soon, and then wake up at like 5 in the afternoon.
By the way... for you fools out there, my rear window didn't actually get owned. But thanks for caring anyways. And if you were smart like CiCi then you'd have noticed that that's not [even close to] how I would write if it had actually happened. I would probably have exploded and went out for a day or two of revenge before getting on my computer for anything.
10:18PM
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i too fell victim to the Lipstick Marauder. Death whence she is captured.
tim on Friday, April 2, 2004 at 11:34 PM
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