Zhanga: March 21, 2004

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Sunday, March 21, 2004 (7 comments)

Oh, now I see what you people meant when you said my commenting/numbering system is rigged. I had forgotten to increment the counter again. I wish FrontPage could somehow do this for me.

Best quote ever (even better than "I am slain."), from Angela's Ashes: "You're pure useless. Why don't you go to America where there's room for all sorts of uselessness?" This is so incredibly me that I'm beginning to wonder if the author is related to me in some way.

Pat likes to repeatedly emphasize the [claimed] size of his man-tool. I think he feels insecure about the lack of size. Just a guess. If you really do have a big one you wouldn't feel the need to say this so many times.. haha =) And studies about the size of penises in ethnic groups mean nothing. You can't simple random (or any other type of statistically sound sample) sample men's penises. Oh man, that was TWO alliterations.

Today I went to "AIMEthon" to do math problems. I feel discouraged. I got like 6 right. I got 5 of those in the first hour, though. Dragos agrees with me that if I can do 5 in an hour, then all 15 in the three hours is no problem. Of course. Can't wait till I get my perfect 15. Actually, I'm feeling fairly confident that I'll do somewhat well. At least I'll get more than the average of 3, because I can brute-force more than 1 an hour. Hopefully I'll get least 9.

I lost the GCSU water bottle (from science bowl) there!! Not cool! Actually, it's equally likely that it's on the kitchen counter and I just didn't see it.

Imagine. Dutter bought like 96 cans of soda the day after state, and 6 pizzas a day later. After we win nationals, she will buy 96*66 (66 teams I think) = 6336 cans of soda and 6*66 = 396 boxes of pizza. HELL YEAH! And as we all know, the chances of us winning are infinitely close to 100%, especially with schools like TJ as our competition. But I think 6336 cans of Coke will encourage us quite a lot. Oh, and popcorn. I think she did maybe 25 bags of popcorn... that'd be 1650 bags available for next year's practices =) Wait. Then we wouldn't be able to get on the plane...

OH HAILZ YEAH! Here's my result for that gay thing people are doing. Actually... I don't like the description very much. The writer can go suck it. He's obviously some capitalist pig.

You're China!

Big and powerful, you have a long history behind you with more good and bad than you care to remember, or are really capable of remembering. Lately, in older age, you've gotten sort of crochety and even mean-spirited. There is still a lot that's beautiful about you, but most of the focus people have when they think about you is how hard it is to work with you. There's hope that you might start opening up to people, but lots of people have bumper stickers about how much you should change.
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

Chen shui bian sounds like "pure water cookie" or chun shui bing (纯水饼). I think that'd be a cooler name.

I think that I'm actually gaining some decent speed (50-60 wpm) on this keyboard. I'm able to type things now without dreading the typing. Typing in the writing lab kind of sucks now, though.

I'm finally in a more-or-less happy mood. This may be caused by any of a variety of things, including the fact that I haven't seen the Devil in over 48 hours. Or maybe because we won state. Or maybe because I ate sunflower seeds. Or maybe other things... or a combination of the above. Dunno. Either way, I actually don't feel like jumping into a blender for once.

To keep me in such a good mood, I will do close reading, other Busy Work, and chemistry now. I don't know which one will make me the happiest.

9:09PM

I just woke up with my face in differential equations.

Fortunately (or unfortunately), Tim, I was outside on the phone (ok, ok!! now stop laughing, you two) when the shootout concluded. So I didn't find out who won. Sounded like Dragos emitted less squeals and squeaks, though.

Tiffany, I didn't say anything was wrong with Taiwan. Unless you want to say that being part of China counts as something being wrong with Taiwan, but saying that communists anywhere being a problem would be as absurd as saying that Taiwan isn't part of China. And pizzle (who was the one who thought this was Ronjon?) - #1: no one matters but morons (Chinamen); #3: if you're referring to Tiffany and me, then it should be more like Taiwanese girl = Chinaman.

Not looking forward to getting up early enough (12) to go to AIME thing.

1:54AM

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