Zhanga: March 18, 2004
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OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN!! Gene will LOVE this. This in far too good to not broadcast all over the web. Apparently Gene reminds someone of a "cooler version of Vincent." OH MAN OH MAN. In order to keep this person alive, I'll keep quiet about who said it. But OH MAN that is HILARIOUS! If I were you, Gene, I'd be jumping into a high-powered trash compactor about now. Well... either that, or doing some close reading.
This is by far the best development of the day. SWEET.
And then my mom's actual response to the hub cap was like a horrified "WHAT IS THIS?!!??" as if I had taken the thing off my car (which she would not like).
Look at #8 on the atheist page [link removed], then look at logical fallacies/begging the question (ii).
I just started dozing off. I kind of half dreamed, half daydreamed about this girl. Then I suddenly woke up when I caught myself thinking "tetrahedral" and "linear." I think I was just getting to the bond angles. Holy crap. I so do not deserve to exist. My self-respect has just plummeted. I'm scared to fall asleep again, for fear of dreaming about those gay hexagon MO things with the bonding and antibonding stuff and π and σ. What has my brain fried/melted into? You know who I blame this on (not Ms. Pepple, to those of you who are dumb). She eats sleep as well as babies.
10:32PM
Pat's lame comment (korean girls>chinamen =P) is going to get him stuffed into a dumpster in a few days. Just you wait. Better yet, maybe I'll strap him to a pole and then get some naked Korean girls to walk circles around him while beating him silly with instruments of torture (500 page close readings).
Hey Tricia, I have a job for you...
Anyways. Drew, Charles, and Yük for Powder Puff. How could it get better? Drew got Ms. Bryan and Charles got Mrs. Dutter. This is going to own, especially when the Devil offers a big hug and some tongue kissing. Why did I just say that?? Ugh.
Why aren't my parents as ownage as my grandpa? He thought that my picking up a hub cap was hilarious and laughed a lot. My mom would just have been like "there's probably a bomb or anthrax or poison in it." (polysyndeton) My dad is even more optimistic and is likely to offer me something like "great, now whoever lost it is going to come after you with a gun and shoot you." Neither of them know yet that I have this thing, though. Perhaps a surprise would be good. Maybe I'll attach it to one of my wheels one day. I can imagine my mom with a worried expression: "AI YA!! What happened to that wheel??? How have you been driving this thing?!! ... Oh, you can take it off? Oh..."
Mrs. Dutter updated emag grades! Deadly! I have two (2) grades now. This is dumb. Especially because she ate 10 points off grade #1. Oh well.
Next year, people are going to complain about emag. I know it. "OH MY GOD!!! SPINNING VECTORS?!?!? AHHHHH DEATHWORK!!!" Actually, you don't even have to get there to have the pants confused off of you. I'm just pretending to understand a lot of the stuff that is just too difficult for me to really get. I'm hoping that pretending will be good enough for the AP exam.
Back to rhetorically analyzing crap.
8:09PM
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I'm going to own Emag like no other.
Gene on Thursday, March 18, 2004 at 8:42 PM
Tricia will not do your job, you un-Pimp! Chinese grandparents are the best... My grandpas are both hilarious. Hehe... good memories.
As for pat's comment- girls are better than Chinamen in general. Plus, tricia is asian. Call it crazy, but I think pat much prefers an asian woman to an asian guy. lol...
I like your mother's hypothetical answer. If you were a girl, you'd have to add on that the wheel is probably hiding a rapist... No matter how ridiculous that is.
kt on Thursday, March 18, 2004 at 9:27 PM
youre gay and stupid
rj on Thursday, March 18, 2004 at 9:37 PM
i might be able to find a dumpster to stuff pat into...and I can always ask ms bryan to give me some 500 page close readings, she'd probably be more than happy to oblige. i'll say i'm teaching the joys of close reading to starving ethiopians in...ethiopia. and then she'll remark that she never learned anything in school because she was wayyy too cool being rebellious and she'll say she doesn't know what ethiopia is and then she'll end up crying tears of innocent person blood from her last meal and then she'll confuse me for a baby and i'll have to run for it.
how's THAT for polysyndeton, bia?!
tim on Thursday, March 18, 2004 at 9:50 PM
That polysyndeton was useless, worthless, and FUGLY. Like Tim...
LOL. AHAHAHA. Aww... man. Poor Gene. That totally sucks. If I were Gene, I'd go on a hunt for this kid and... ::Mafia face::. Er, Triad. Btw David, according to Tim, you're in my Asian Triad. You and CC. She's the crazy hott butt-kickin killer chic (like Lucy Liu in that movie with Mel Gibson) and you're the computer... in the human sense. I'm the underground rally leader. lol... meh.
kt on Thursday, March 18, 2004 at 11:56 PM
I'm suiciding...NOW
Gene on Friday, March 19, 2004 at 12:07 AM
i wanted gene in the triad but kt said he doesnt have what it takes.
tim on Friday, March 19, 2004 at 4:07 PM
WANNA KNOW ONE THAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN WHAT WAS SAID ABOUT GENE?!?!
"You remind me of Jonathan Wilcox."
- Peggy Chen to MEEEE ><
Apparently, he always goes to French and falls asleep... like I do in Chem... Crap it.
kt on Friday, March 19, 2004 at 4:21 PM
once again, kt, you are OWNAGE. i lob you sexxy butch lady. hhehehe.
david!! i'm not a whore!!! and i won't strip/walk in circles/or anything else gross. EW! maybe YOU should do that....oh wait, you already do. but props to pat. korean>chinese. me>you. :)
tricia on Friday, March 19, 2004 at 5:55 PM
KT, what the FUCK?? Peggy is so fucking weird. (And funny... right, Ronjon?)
David. Yuk asked Ms. Auerbach to escort him for Powder Puff. Also, just random information, but for his picture that'll be on his milk jug, he's gonna wear a hot pink shirt, plaid shorts, and blue flip flops...
Wendy on Friday, March 19, 2004 at 7:39 PM
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