Zhanga: March 17, 2004

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Wednesday, March 17, 2004 (10 comments)

Today I hunted for Ms. Tischner, and this caused me to be late to AP US. Although I hated her class like I hate you (probably my most hated class that year), she ranks up there with Smyser on the ownageness scale when not in class. Since I've heard from both Ai and Big Wiener that my outline from last year is going around, I decided that she deserves harassment (gay pronunciation: HARRIS-ment) for this. So I said "Ms. Tischner, I heard that you're showing people my outline and then saying 'look, if you do this, you FAIL.'" So naturally, she denies this, says that it is a blatant lie, and asks me for the name of the person who told this to me. I don't know why suddenly I decided to be nice and say "I made it up" when it would have far more fun to blame it all on Weiner. Or better yet, this would have made my day:

Me: "I heard that you're showing people my outline and then saying 'look, if you do this, you FAIL.'"
Tischner: "That is a blatant lie! Who told you that?"
[second bell finishes ringing]
Me: "Ai did, ma'am."
Tischner: "David, don't they teach logic in math class? You told yourself something that you heard because you told yourself?"
Me: "No, I meant-"
Tischner: "Same old David... I see you're still arguing with me even after I've gotten rid of you. Shouldn't you be in class by now? I'm not writing you a pass."

I can almost see this happening.

I don't understand why my whore suddenly refuses to acknowledge her status. Whore, make me a waffle! NOW!

Juxtaposition/antithesis:

11:37PM

Anyone who didn't go to that speaker about Kennedy definitely missed out. It was very interesting. In fact, it was the only SEG thing during WEB this school year that kept me awake the entire time. Amazing, and mad props to that guy for depriving me of more sleep (two hours!).

Last night was 2 hours, the night before was 1 hour, and tonight is looking like 0. Then tomorrow I've gotta study for AP US, and that'll take forever too. Great. Oh wait! No AP US test!! Sweet. We'll be in Macon raping poor south Georgia hicks who have never seen a Frisbee.

You know, I've cut down on the making fun of Koreans a lot. My whore should be proud of me. Or maybe I've just been kept too busy by really stupid things like AP Busy Work.

What the freaking hell. I was doing my poem explication thing, and it was late at night. Maybe too late at night (4 AM). I present you with quotes:

It describes the beauty of this city and the cold war. So A lot of things that were very good 1977s. Several similes were used, including like a garment, and beautiful. It event digester thing!

And also:

However, he does use increasing tone, so this work was satisfying p/x.

Come on! What goes through my mind at these times of night?!? What? It event digester thing? And I can't even find p/x in any of the math equations I was doing for homework/fun around that time. There is no way a sane human wrote any of this. In fact, I do not remember writing any of this. Schizophrenia? Oh man, I spelled that right on the first try.

Imagine if that kind of content made it onto this site, except not on purpose. "That would cause me much embassment."

Ok, time to go fixing these things. Oh, I also caught a few instances in which I wrote "ass" instead of "all." I'm sure the Devil would have liked that very much.

4:27PM

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