Zhanga: March 16, 2004

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Tuesday, March 16, 2004 (8 comments)

Best thing in AP US today, after Snoddy said something about Taiwan keeping the commies out of the UN security council for a long time (till 1974, I believe):

Dumb Question Faucet (Leaky): "David, do you hate Taiwan?"
Me: "Why would I hate part of my own country?"
Class: "Ooooooooooooooooohhhhh....."

OWNED!

Oh crap. I just scratched the side of my leg really hard through my pants, but I forgot I have this big scrape there. Pain.

11:23PM

So apparently yesterday was Monday, not Tuesday. I did far more work than I had to last night.

I'm more or less enjoying the packet that was given out in Busy Work. Yeah, it's huge, but also fairly interesting. I'm talking about the logical fallacies thing. I think maybe the only reason I like it is because it's the closest thing to math that I well ever see in an English class (especially with that lady).

I think today I produced the greatest laugh density (L/PPL) in the history of me. Drew just kept on making Josie mad, and after about 40 minutes of this I said "Hey, looks like I'm about to have a prom date." Everyone burst for some reason that I don't fully understand. It's also one of those things that are not funny at all (I typed ass again) if you weren't there. Don't worry, Drew... lol I'm definitely not going.

Earlier in the day, Pat and I were deciding what to do 7th period next year because of this flex thing. We went to ask Ms. Martin, and she said that we're welcome to go to her class. Then I asked her if we'd be allowed to be freshmen until they (next year's freshmen) caught on, and she laughed really hard but didn't answer me. This means fun (yes)! But there aren't enough seats or tables for anyone else, so don't ruin it for us by showing up to her class randomly next year.

I fell asleep in chem and my dumb whore drew a huge D on my face. This woke me up. Even worse, was responsible for giving my whore the pen that caused this devastation to my face.

I hate Science Olympiad. I wish that I had no obligation (i.e. president of that club) to do it. But as it is, I have to actually put effort into it, which is unfortunate. On the other hand, 44 days until pure ecstasy! If we don't come in first place at nationals, then I'll... I dunno. Maybe I'll just blame it on Gene/Dumb.

The juniors in science club stayed really late today to... hang with Smyser!! YESSS she is the coolest. How could you not like her? Well, maybe I'd find out if I had her class. But outside of class, she OWNS.

Smyser: CRAIG THOMPSON gave you a HICKEY?!?!?!?

If you thought Smyser was addressing me in this quote, you're dumb. Although Craig is commonly believed to be gay, I'm neither gay nor commonly believed to be gay. Sorry, Yük.

Kristen said that she would take AP Environmental Science if it was offered. Oops, did I just make a Kristen joke? Kristen would be proud of me. Today some freaking stupid squirrel who obviously does not deserve to live ran in front of my car. I slammed on the brakes and totally freaked out the car next to me. Oh man, was that two Kristen jokes in a row?

Ronjon calls everything a Kristen joke. Someone(s) need(s) to beat some sense into him. Too much bufing obviously is not good for one's mental health and/or sanity. Then again, I guess in his case it's special, because he didn't have much sanity to lose in the first place.

LMAO I have a 100 in homework for physics (mechanics). I stopped doing homework about 4 weeks ago. How is this happening? Why does this not happen in Busy Work?

9:04PM

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