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Wednesday, March 3, 2004 (5 comments)

I hear Charles got run over by a car and lost an arm and his left leg below his knee. Ouch, that must suck. I don't really use my left leg much though, so if you need it, it's all yours. But you'd look a little funny with one leg two feet longer than the other. By two feet, I meant 24 inches, not 10 toes.

Well, ok. When I wrote that, based on what I had heard, I thought that he got hit and maybe flew for two feet and perhaps got a big bruise on his back. So that's why I was joking about it. His mom just called me and told me that it was a lot worse than that. I hope you get well soon, Charles. A stupid moron who can hurt you that badly after going up a freaking curb should not be allowed on the streets, ever. McLeod said that this driver is as bad as the two of us (her & me) combined. I'd throw Drew and Ed in there just for good measure, too. I'll be sure to tell Jess to make you some soup.

If this happened to me, I would have punched the hood in, opened the door to that moron's car, punched him in the face after spitting some blood on him, and then gave a soliloquy containing more expletives than nouns.

Ms. Bryan called my mom yesterday. My mom became extremely angry, so we planned a counteroffensive last night and put it into action. Since then, nothing interesting has happened.

Here is a predicted conversation with Ms. Bryan which unfortunately did not take place:

Bryan: Did your mom talk to you last night?
Me: Yes, she did. She was very unhappy.
Bryan: Good, I'm sure she was. I hope you will consider your actions carefully from now on.

I so thought it would happen, and it would have been funny because she'd have made a fool of herself by doing that.

Here's something that took my mind off of complete lameness. The story begins a long time ago in China. Some of you've heard the beginning already.

Hawk, who was my boss-dude that summer and sat next to me, hates Japanese people. This is typical and expected of your average Chinese citizen. One day, he talks for a while about how invariably ugly all Japanese girls are.

So the next day he sees a picture of han di for the first time and asks me if she's Japanese (definitely not). Even my cousin thought this was funny.

Then fourteen months later in October 2003, he emails me and tells me to ask her if she wants to be do some model thing. I thought this was hilarious, and he got a little embarrassed when I pointed out what he had said earlier about Japs.

I didn't hear anything from him for a while, and then today I got this email saying that they're finally done shooting pictures. The organization of whatever kind it is (I haven't figured out what they do - sell clothes, do photo shoots... I can't tell) has a website at http://www.sissi.com.cn/. His email also confirmed that she's Chinese and not Japanese.

Not coincidentally, Sissi is the name of Hawk's girlfriend (well, assuming they didn't break up this past year). Every time my dad said anything about her, I would think, "What? CiCi did what?" If you're wondering, the reason for their funny names is because this seems to be the trend in China at this time. Oh well.

Only... 56 more days (lol). It would be extremely disappointing if we get there and do not get TI-84's. Even a TI-83 would own. iPAQ? Oooohhhh man.

I can't wait until we levitate a frog in Dutter's class. That would almost be the highlight of her class. (the highlight, of course, is the teacher herself)

I also got a collection of 129 Dune II icons. Ownage! Here's siege tank about to die:

7:35PM

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