Zhanga: March 2, 2004

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Tuesday, March 2, 2004 (10 comments)

Ms. Bryan gave me a zero on the presentation because I was sick. When I got out of bed this morning, I couldn't stand up straight because I was so dizzy from lack of sleep, and so it logically follows that I didn't want to drive to school. So I went to school a little late, when zero period was about over, and turned in my note to PPO. I went to see Bryan and the first thing she said was "you realize that you have a zero for the presentation." She didn't even ask if I was feeling okay.

I could go on for pages about today and why she does not have the right to give me a zero (or any less points at all) on this assignment, but if I type any more into my computer, my computer will get so angry that it might get up and walk over to Ms. Bryan's house and then burst into a fireball, setting her, her house, and everything in it on fire.

Best sentence ever from the physics textbook:

"However, a frog is not magnetic (it would not, for example, stick to a refrigerator door)."

6:58PM

Comments

what a bitch

rj on Tuesday, March 2, 2004 at 7:05 PM

i bet you could make a frog magnetic

pizzle on Tuesday, March 2, 2004 at 7:21 PM

you missed it. this morning when we were talking to her, she basically acknowledged that I think she has no soul. it was... i dunno. you can ask onlookers for the better version. all i remember is her saying, "Yes, well, katherine thinks I have no soul..." don't really remember the rest. how can she think that i'd NOT think that when she gives my friends ZEROES for NOOO GOOD REASON?!?!?! ><

kt on Tuesday, March 2, 2004 at 7:25 PM

we could always engineer a little "accident" that results in her somehow being hurled off a bridge in upstate new york at 4:00 a.m. by burly Italian men named Guido and Vinny....not that I am suggesting anything.

tim on Tuesday, March 2, 2004 at 7:59 PM

a frog has iron in it

dragos on Tuesday, March 2, 2004 at 8:15 PM

she told me and mary that we were going to hell.

I REALLY want to see her reaction if she watches Passion of Christ. that is the one person that won't be touched by that movie. BLAH

tricia on Tuesday, March 2, 2004 at 9:49 PM

seriously. thats so gay. i hate that bullshit. she was dumb enough to select me to speak to some class on friday about her class. should i mention this? hmmm

james on Wednesday, March 3, 2004 at 12:23 AM

I like frogs and I don't like ogres of the female variety.

Gene on Wednesday, March 3, 2004 at 1:17 AM

did you know that turtles are nature's suction cups? frogs are not magnetic.

grebe on Wednesday, March 3, 2004 at 6:26 PM

I do seriously wonder how some people truly LIKE her. She hasn't actually said/done anything to me, yet I still don't like her. Maybe it's because of her hours of bullshit assignments that she doesn't even check.

Wendy on Wednesday, March 3, 2004 at 8:30 PM


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