Zhanga: February 26, 2004

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Thursday, February 26, 2004 (8 comments)

Yesterday when we were practicing some more science bowl, McLeod was standing behind Ronjon (our reader) and being McLeod. So McLeod was being McLeod, and Ronjon was like "GO AWAY!!!" Then after that, this happens:

1. McLeod notes that there are no girls on the team.
2. After McLeod was acting like McLeod some more, I said "McLeod, this is why there are no girls on the science bowl team."
3. After a two-second pause, Ronjon says something like "SHUT UP, you stupid Chinese  @#%&! [expletives deleted]!!"
4. Everyone looks at him for a few seconds and starts laughing.
5. Ronjon explains that he figured I was making some kind of Indian joke.
6. Everyone looks at him and laughs more.

McLeod also made me change the "pole" on the home page and also suggested a question and four possible answers. I took the first three, threw out the last choice ("a hott and sexy goddess"), and then stuck in a few choices of my own. She's going to kill me so fast. Hey, maybe if you let me unzip that thing I'll make a good one for you =) haha

Oh, and I came up with the best answer choice... before I wrote:
   dumb ugly cheerleader who made me change this "pole"
I had written:
   Dumb cheerleader who is on my "pole"

This is certainly interesting diction. If you don't get it, she forgot how to spell poll, and of course pole is a readily available substitute.

Based on the past week, it seems to me that what comes out of my mouth is filled with a disproportionate amount of stupidity. My comments just keep getting stupider and stupider. I love how on my calculus test, I put 1/x ≤ 1/(x ln x) for x ≥ e. Not only did I get this completely backwards, but after looking at it again, I didn't even notice it was wrong. Until of course, large amounts of complete moronity flowed out of my mouth and into Ms. McWilliams's ears. She pointed out my moronity exceedingly quickly.

I hadn't even noticed the music on KT's Xanga because it doesn't work for me. Actually, most music on Xangas don't work for me, and I don't even care to find out why. I just know it's a good thing. I think it's because a lot of people use proprietary IE tags that real browsers don't support. For some reason, Davita's music works, though. I just loooove Korean songs. And soap opera things.

10:48PM

I woke up an hour ago. That was awesome. Plus the fact that I can partially breathe through one nostril now, that's even better.

About an hour and a half ago, I had another dream of killing Davita. My subconscious mind is so useless. Nothing useful ever comes out of it.

Saturday is going to own. Get ready to watch Parkview bend over =)

I was deeply saddened by the fact that I would be unable to get together with my group and find examples of diction today. I've been waiting all my life for this, and nope, here comes snow.

When I was awake for an hour in the morning, I told my sister I'd take her outside to play in the snow. But then I fell asleep. Oops.

6:06PM

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's about freaking time.

So anyways, back to what I was going to write:

Well, this is real good. My mouse PS/2 port is fried. It won't work at all.

On a more positive note, My hard drive indicator light (the one that flashes when you do stuff) works now. Since I've gotten this motherboard in May, the light has never worked except when I was reading from a CD. Now the light actually works for hard drives. Amazing. However, this doesn't make up for a fried PS/2 port.

Why do people put music on their Xangas? It just makes me not want to ever go there again because I hate listening to stuff on webpages. All music on webpages suck. Even if it's good music. For instance, if I started hearing Evanescence on some person's Xanga, or even if it started playing automatically on the band's site, I would get really annoyed and leave.

6:50AM

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