Zhanga: February 23, 2004

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Monday, February 23, 2004 (1 comment)

Let me express my joy at being sleeping before 12 tonight. In fact, I'm glad I'm sleeping before 2.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I AM OWNING!!!

Unfortunately, this means I will just be doing more Busy Work later on this week. And chemistry.

11:15PM

So many smart things happened today. Let's see...

In the afternoon, when I wasn't illegally driving around CiCi to buy food, as she has already mentioned, I pushed the shopping cart into a door which I thought was automatic. Of course, the door next to it was labeled as automatic.

Then I was trying to turn onto Providence, and of course all traffic lights hate me, so I was backing up into the turn lane. Then I forget I'm in reverse, step on it, and fly backwards. Good thing there wasn't a cop behind me. Now that would really suck.

Today's math tournament was the worst ever. I've never done more poorly at a math tournament. 2/5 on the junior test was really dumb, especially when I'm reminded that Vincent got the same score. Now if you don't know who Vincent is, let me remind you. Usually he gets 4/25 on Cobb county exams while everyone else gets around 15/25.

I love having even more AP Busy Work to do. As Jason happily reminded me, Romantics are those who write about how much science sucks and how stupid it is. I will absolutely love this unit, just as much as I love watching gay men going at it.

My computer's being silly again. I'm defragmenting and listening to music and close reading and writing "polysyndeton" all over the place and my right monitor turns off for ten seconds randomly and then turns itself on again while the music repeats a 1/3 second blip 30 times.

I'm not sure what happened to me in chemistry today. Usually in that class, when I fall asleep, I am able to pay attention to some degree and have a general idea of what happened during class. Today I lost it, went into deep sleep, and had no idea where we ended. So far the only thing keeping me from the ultimate embarrassment is the fact that the bell has never failed to wake me up. I can't wait till the day when I sleep into another class. I can just see Mrs. Dutter: "Oh, he needs sleep. Don't wake him up. Just let him rest." It would be even better if I had the Devil's class right after Dutter, but unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on if you're sane or not), that doesn't happen.

I'm not going to do my homework right now, so I'm going to waste 15 minutes and bore people with this, which appeared on Gene's and Pat's Xangas:

Have you ever

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Been Kissed: Yes
Eaten an entire box of Oreo's?: I'm so uncultured that I probably haven't eaten this many in my life.
Eaten sushi?: Of course
Been onstage?: Dumb middle/elem school stuff, and a faulty piano recital with Gene
Been dumped: Yeah
Has anyone ever been unfaithful to you?: If this is in the usual "did you forget that I'm your boyfriend" sense, then I hope not, but in the general sense of the word "unfaithful," then it happens all the time and is highly annoying
Gotten in a car accident? Of course not! Why would I ever do that!??
Watched Punky Brewster: I am uncultured
Watched the Smurfs: Plenty
Hiked a mountain: yes
Stayed home on a Saturday night, just because: Not "just because"
Seen the White House: yeah

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Either/Or
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Cold or hot: Cold. maybe it's because I'm a cold person.
Lace or Satin: dunno
Blue or Red: Blue
Rain or snow: snow
Give or receive: Depends what the object of the verb is
Wool or cotton: cotton
Rose or daisy: rose
Private school or public school: public
Celsius or Fahrenheit: Kelvin
Spring or fall?: Fall
History or Science?: This is the toughest question ever... lemme think about it a little more.
Math or English: math
Alternative or Country: Did you forget how uncultured I am?

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Opposite sex
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Do you like someone right now from the opposite sex?: not really
Do they know?: no
Does anybody like you right now?: unlikely
What do you look for in a woman/man?: This is not turning into a "My Perfect Prince(ss)" essay. But it should be fairly obvious that it will not be someone whose life depends on whether I can sing gay songs.

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Within the last 24 hours
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Had a serious talk?: I don't think so
Hugged someone?: My sister!
Gotten along with your parents?: Yes
Fought with a friend?: no

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Do you like to
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Give hugs?: sure
Give backrubs?: not really
Take walks in the rain?: Why walk in the rain when you could sleep?
What color is your floor/carpet in your room?: multicolored, like mixed nuts
What was the last CD you bought?: Probably CoCo Lee, but I don't remember.
If you chew gum, what kind?: I don't buy things for money.
What did u do last summer?: Owned at GHP and learned how to play ping pong

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About You
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Gender: male
Age: 16
Nickname: Long Dong
Haircolor: Chinese black
Eye Color: almost black
Skintone: Whatever you want to call it. Yellow, I guess.
Any birthmarks?: Well, I have a head, two arms...

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Favorites....
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Food: Meat
T.V. show: What's a TV? Is it something only known to cultured, white, non Asian Americans?
Drink: orange juice
Movie: dunno
Actor: dunno
Actress: dunno
Restaurant: That place with meat in it
Place to be: Bed (or a desk in a boring class)
Song: Dunno Artist - Dunno Song
Singer/Group: dunno
Color: green
Candy: I don't eat much of this

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Have you Ever
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Been to a concert: I'm Asian, and everyone knows that all Asian guys are totally uncultured.
Loved someone so much it made you cry: only once
Cheated on a test: ehhhhhhh this may have happened... but I can't think of an instance. Certainly not in the past two years. Does it count as cheating if other people cheat off me? Because this happened during every Spanish test last year. And you know these people are totally complete pothead morons because they cheated off me in Spanish. my strongest subject.
Bought something and then saw it cheaper somewhere else: Or cheaper at the same store?
Stole from somewhere or someone: yes
Stalked someone: You know how I have time to stalk people, since I don't have AP Busy Work to do...
Played strip poker: Does anyone ever strip? No. But yes, I have played the game named strip poker.

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Love
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Single or taken: single
If single, are you looking for someone?: not really
Who was your biggest crush: I can tell you who it was not
If you could go out with anyone who would it be: Do these things come out that easily?
Have you had a lot of bf's/gf's: Hell yeah, it's been like 23 gf's and 15 bf's already!
Have you ever had an online relationship?: Yeah, 18 of those were online, but I forgot how many gf and bf they were.
Longest relationship?: lyke two months
real relationship or fake love?: I don't think it's necessary for me to answer this

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Others
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What is your worst habit: Neing a complete asshole. I'm working on this.
What gets you really mad: Christians who act stupid, teachers who don't know what they're saying, and people who ask for help and don't listen.
Happiest moment: Before I was born, when I thought I was going to die.
Do you curse too much: On some days
What do you feel about homosexuals: Same as Christians - it's ok if they don't try to convert me or tell me how great it is to be gay/Christian. Except, I have more respect for devout Christians than... devout homosexuals.
Would you ever be a homosexual: Then I lose the purpose of living
Do u dress like a slut/prep/snob/sporty/or just plain normal: You can't tell that I love dressing slutty?
Are you a hottie with a body or a cutie with a booty: This is like asking me if I can sing
When was the last time you showered?: this morning
What color pants do you have right now?: brown
What color underwear do you have right now?: Too lazy to look
What song are you listening to right now?: The best song in the world (not). Britney Spears - Lucky. I still have these things stuck in my head. If I get one old BS song in my head, they all come back, and if you multiple 2 weeks/song by 30 songs, then that equates to death.
What is the last thing that you said?: "But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart"
What is right next to you?: trash can with about 4 liters of snot
What is your computer desk made of?: Some kind of wood, probably fake
What are the last 4 digits in your phone number?: 2419 (that took me 30 seconds)
What was the last thing you ate?: Snot. Last food I ate was a pretzel.
Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with?: a dog, a cat, and a woman
Do you have a lava lamp?: no
How many buddies do you have on your list?: 46
How's the weather right now?: kinda cold, but warmer than it's been
What did you do last night?: Best Busy Work ever: close reading.
Last person that you talked to on the phone? Mom
What's the nicest thing you find about the opposite sex?: Nicest thing? Well, let's start with how nice they are...
Who do you admire most?: I admire different people for different things. Dragos would be somewhere near the top of my list, though.
What is the nicest present you've gotten this year?: No.
How do you eat an OREO? You know, like I put it in my mouth, chew, swallow, etc.
Fav M&M?: I don't really like those
What makes you happy?: Sleeping... and watching someone's blubber explode
Fav CD: I'm an uncultured Chinese boy who's been living in a cave for the past 80 billion years. You know, that cave which existed several Universes back. The good old days.
Who are you thinking of right now?: Big Bang
If you could go anywhere in the world right now where would you go?: I don't know.
Do you want to have kids when you grow up?: One, maybe two
What do you want to name your children?: dunno
Who means the most to you in your life right now?: How about who would mean the most if she exploded right now?
Height?: Dunno... around 170 cm
Weight?: 125 lb?
Are you a meany?: somewhere around half the time
The Time Now: 9:37PM

Zhanga: February 23, 2004

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I AM OWNING!!!

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