Zhanga: February 21, 2004
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I got back from Davita's house. So I finally got to meet Davita today. It was a non-enlightening experience.
Cookie totally made out with me today. She was sitting on me and started licking my face and lips, and I kept squirming around but she just kept on licking. My face became very full of slobber. And of course, everyone's either going to make fun of me for it or has already begun making fun of me for it.
The movie was pretty good. Some parts were a little too gay, though. The part showing under the guy's skirt, and the part when he and the fat man kissed. And then the other part where main character A stares at main character B's balls. I didn't catch the name of anyone in there, by the way. None of them at all.
Certainly the only ("This is exactly why I don't want to marry a Chinese guy") valid reason to not marry someone is the fact that he hasn't ever heard the YMCA song. It seems to me that the Chinese guy is getting the better end of the deal.
Should I follow the example of a fellow [I can't think of a word to insert here] and ask Jason to proofread my blog entry? Maybe I'll even ask him to write my entire entry every day. Please do note the sarcasm.
I feel saddened by the fact that I am compelled to note when I use sarcasm, because often I will either get a question that asks like "wow did you really lose a foot in Vietnam?" or people will just believe it and not care to ask.
Ok, thats enough. I command you
to comment. NOW!
I quote CiCi. Hear me roar!! RWAR! >::0 lol
11:50PM
What's wrong with me? I'm wearing an Abercrombie sweatshirt. It's even so good as to be pre-worn and fuzzy.
I didn't mean that annoying Xangas kill only Firefox or Mozilla. They fry IE even more quickly. Only that one really annoying one kills it consistently, though. I wonder how she does it.
Maybe I should start postin rap lyrics, but i'd haveta type like chaz 2 get the full affect. rap sucks tho, even if its funnie.
Cylinder slicing is so fun. Solving these problems reminds me of how my sister does math:
"What's seven plus six?"
"Sixteen."
"No."
"Fifteen."
"No."
"Fourteen."
"No."
"Thirteen."
"No. I mean, yes."
dropzero2000: ready?
*** Auto-response sent to dropzero2000: ive fallen asleep
in my chair and may take some time to wake up
icydog1: ready?
dropzero2000: i'm bored
dropzero2000: Now go ahead and argue your case. Go ahead. I'm waiting.
icydog1: i've heard that phrase
dropzero2000: it's on your website
Besides the fact that I'm a total idiot, Leo reads my site? I feel honored.
I think Gene has invented a new type of math. How do you square something to a power other than two?
I'll get back to cylindering so I can finish this. Ok. Some non words that are in the spell check dictionary, like interestingness, actually look like words. Cylindering!?!?! What the heck... does Microsoft just decide to insert random words? It's not on m-w.com or www.Dictionary.com. So yes. Microsoft makes up words, among other things.
4:30PM
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cocaine's a hell of a drug
pizzle on Sunday, February 22, 2004 at 2:04 PM
Connor and Murphy- Murphy's the one with the mole. And they're brothers... Did you catch that? I mean, the reason he looked at Connor's "package" was cause the mom was all like, "Yeah- the one who came out first has the bigger cock." Yeah... Well, I thought that part was hilarious. Maybe you're just homophobic, david... a homophobic kidd who's lived in a cave for the past 80 billion years (as Jason said... sort of) and just happened to resurface for middle school and high school. Just kidding. You know I love you. Someone asks Jason to proofread their Xanga??!! ... Some people respond to sarcasm with sarcasm. LOL- and I like the way your sister does math. I used to use toothpicks to represent numbers. I once added seventeen and twenty three toothpicks as a kidd... Something like those numbers. It was funny now that I think back on it.
kt on Sunday, February 22, 2004 at 4:41 PM
Call me homophobic, but at least I didn't squeal a 115dB squeal with all the girls when those two guys were slobbering all over each other.
Me on Sunday, February 22, 2004 at 5:01 PM
I hate commenting.
Gene on Sunday, February 22, 2004 at 6:31 PM
at least cookie didn't go for your crotch
dragos on Sunday, February 22, 2004 at 8:51 PM
nobody knowing the characters' names is probably a sign of weak character development
pizzle on Sunday, February 22, 2004 at 9:57 PM
so what's this meeting davita business? I don't understand.
pizzle on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 8:36 PM
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