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Monday, February 16, 2004 (2 comments)

Awwww CiCi doesn't like Britney Spears. How can you not like Britney Spears? I loooooove Britney Spears.

Soda Pop? Maybe I should download that, because I've never heard of it. Or maybe I shouldn't, because it will just add two weeks to my Crappy Music Era, iteration 36.

nik3lbak: ill just keep thinking about christian hell
nik3lbak: and how much better it is than close readng

lol

From CiCi's Xanga:
32. You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time. Hahahah, probably.

We used to have this one package of mystery item (I don't know if it was food) and it froze in the shape of the shelf, but like part of it was under the bar on the side of the shelf. I don't know if I'm making any sense, but the point is, you couldn't remove it because it was a solid mass around a bar. So it stayed there for at least four years, till we moved and it thawed.

And yes, it does amuse me that some lines look
l        i         k        e          t       h        i        s
in the school newspaper and are spaced really stupidly.

Today was a day of working on mission possible. Total fun. We got done with... 40% of step 1 of 10 or so. So we're 4% done.

The best part about working on any project, of course, is when you get to use Liquid Nails. It's like glue, but it's Liquid Nails. Now let me show you the label on the front:

DANGER!
EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE
Harmful or fatal if swallowed.
Vapors may cause flash fire.
(See other cautions on back panel)

So the back says this:

DANGER! EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE.
Harmful or fatal if swallowed. Harmful if inhaled. May cause central nervous system effects, including dizziness, headaches or nausea. Causes eye, skin and respiratory tract irritation. Use only with adequate ventilation. Keep out of the reach of children. NOTICE: Reports have associated repeated and prolonged occupational overexposure to solvents with permanent brain and nervous system damage. Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents may be harmful or fatal. This product contains a chemical known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm. Contains Crystalline Silica. If sanding is done, wear a dust mask to avoid breathing of sanding dust. Keep away from heat, sparks and flame. Do not smoke. Vapors may ignite explosively. Extinguish all flames, burners, stoves, heaters and pilot lights and disconnect all electrical motors and appliances before use and until all vapors are gone. Prevent build-up of vapors by opening all windows and doors to achieve cross-ventilation.

Ok, so my comment on this. Do you see where it says "Do not smoke."? Why would anyone ever want to smoke something that will explode violently in his face? Flash fires? lol

Did this product come out of an effort to produce the deadliest chemical known to humans? I have a headache.

Lately, CiCi has been making me very angry. Jason is not helping at all, nor is the fact that CiCi found this funny:

Written in a Language that David can understand:
Proof: Asian People=The Devil
Devil=Beelzebub
Beelzebub="Lord of the Flies"
BECAUSE Wilcox's House=Full of Flies, THEN
Lord of the Flies=Wilcox
Wilcox=Asian Person
Multiply by three on both sides.
The Wilcox Family=Asian People
Asian People=The Devil
Your welcome.

This might have been funny, but it is so full of holes that it ceases to retain any of its intended humor.

• If Wilcox's House = Full of Flies, then Full of Flies = Wilcox's House. This is obviously not true. There are many places and things full of flies that are not Wilcox's house, for example, my garbage can. There have been no reported sightings of Wilcox or his family members dwelling in there since we moved here in June.
• Wilcox does not = Asian Person, because once again, the reflexive property does not hold. Either do many other properties. I am not Wilcox, for example (transitive).
• There is also the fundamental flaw that Wilcox is only half Asian to begin with, and even then, that half is Korean. Korean cannot be equated with Asian, because Asian is a superset of Korean but Korean is only a proper subset of Asian.
• Also, by your logic, Asian People does not equal The Devil, but instead, Three Devils. That doesn't make any sense either. Note in the first half, you have equated Wilcox and Devil. At the bottom, you equate The Wilcox Family with The Devil, where it should instead of Three Devils.
• Continuing with your logic, Wilcox = The Wilcox Family.

Obviously your comment wasn't meant to be taken seriously. But this is what happens when I get angry.

My headache has gotten far worse.

9:26PM

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