Zhanga: February 11, 2004

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Wednesday, February 11, 2004 (11 comments)

Sorry, Tricia. You and Charles look too similar and sometimes when I'm tired or sleepy and don't want to think, I just lump both of you into Trarles, and so to my tired mind, you two are basically the same person.

Today during AP Euro, I expected a 2 or 3 out of 20 on my essay component of the test. On all the previous essays like this (3 or 4 of them), I've gotten 15/20. Every time. So this time, I figure I can't do better than that because every other time I knew what I was writing about and thought I did well. This time, the question was about some relationship between Romanticism and nationalism. Well, I knew what nationalism was, but Romanticism? Then I try to link nationalism to some unknown Romanticism. So in effect, I made up 2/3 of an essay (the other 1/3 I wrote about nationalism only). On the worst essay I've written in this class the whole year (actually, the worst I've ever written in my life), I got a 19/20? Allon got so mad at me.

I love KT's comment. Best one yet, especially the clock thing. Ronjon's comment must be the worst comment yet.

I need to write more stuff in here so that whenever I open this window for editing I won't have to look at this clown picture.

So I'll write some more short paragraphs about sluts.

I know a lot of people don't agree with what I think about them. I know Allon thinks I'm "taking it too far." He asks if I would refuse if I were that guy in the bathroom with Britney Spears in her video Toxic (the one who gets screwed by her). In this case, it's a battle between intelligent thought/willpower and animal instinct. Although I do carry out intelligent thought occasionally, during those Golden Seconds every day when I'm actually awake, and my will can be strong, animal instincts have to be the strongest forces a person can have. So who knows what I'd do? (hey, at least I'm being honest)

I know what I wouldn't do. Whatever fate decides to do, I wouldn't give the slut any money. I can find better things to spend my money on, for instance Coke.

If you don't know what this is about, apparently in the video Toxic Britney is a common slut (sounds like "common cold") and drags this guy into a little bathroom on an airplane. She screws him and takes a few dollars (hence, slut).

It really doesn't matter though, as I'm not going to be in a tight bathroom with a slut to begin with. No matter how hard you try to create the scenario, it won't work. So I'll immediately stop analyzing this insanity.

I have accomplished my goal of scrolling Clown off this page, and so I will stop writing about Prostituere communis now.

I fell asleep at like 7:30 and didn't manage to wake up until now. I had a dream that I did something really stupid (this implies stupider than usual) on one of Miss Snoddy's tests, and I got really mad at myself for it, and she said... crap. I remembered it when I started this sentence, and now I forgot. Well, it had something to do with making fun of my atheism.

I had no idea that the Lit Gay Readings are due tomorrow. Tonight is going to be fun.

11:29PM

lol I was kidding about you being a lesbian, Ashley. Nice to meet you too by the way, though we haven't met. Yeah, of course I know Courtney. And by Courtney, I mean the carrot devil (note the small d, as opposed to Devil). I figured she was the sister you were talking about when you threatened to have me destroyed by her vicious rhetoric. And by rhetoric, I mean carrots.

Actually, that kind of sounds like something Ms. Bryan would do to me.

I have one of her (Christina Aguilera) old CD's (fake, duh) from a few years ago. The pictures in there were decent. Well, maybe a little skanky, but certainly bearable. I wish she'd still be like that. Back then, she covered herself in clothes instead of [mass amounts of] makeup.

Now, to make up for the clothes she removes, she cakes herself in layer after layer of makeup (well, I'm not an expert on makeup, but it looks that way to me). It is disgusting and makes me want to puke and inhale repeatedly into my lungs. Pictures like this... I just don't get how people find this attractive (I think I'm going to take a hit for that comment). If your girlfriend was 1/3 girl, 1/3 cosmetics, and 1/3 absorbed UV rays... I won't even finish my sentence because I might throw up.

What's with her eyes in this picture? The Asian look in style now? Or was so just up so late last night doing AP Language homework that she can't open her eyes fully?

To go along with the Asian look thing, I'm still confused as to why she sometimes appears with black hair. What is her real hair color, anyway (same with Britney)? They seem to grow segmented multicolored hair at unimaginably enormous rates because the color changes about every two days.

*shudder*

Sorry, I was being a little harsh. Maybe I'll make one of my long-term goals be to stop complaining about everything.

So with that thought out of the way, here's my pretty answer for one of the math problems. Simple, yet elegant. Actually, it's neither. I love when math makes sense.

1:25AM

Comment on Monday's comments: I should have watched the Grammies then. Even if for no other reason than to see a hot Amy Lee. That would be interesting. Ashley, why would you ever want to be a lesbian with a hobag? That's quite nasty. I wish you the best, and hope that you do not turn into a hobag yourself. Then not only would I not know you, I wouldn't ever want to know you. I did like Christina a while ago though, and I still do like a few (by few I mean like two) of her songs. Last thing. I don't really need anyone to tell me that infinity does not equal zero. Or that zero times infinity does not equal infinity. The infinity proof is obviously not meant to be taken seriously. Come on, anyone knows that 0 doesn't equal 1, no matter how hard you try to prove it.

hahah I love Dingting's nerd joke: How can you make a red light turn green?
Drive faster!

My tires blow. I skidded while braking from 15 or 20 mph. Err, I meant they blow like they suck, not like they popped.

Do you know many of those alert boxes popped up when this happened?? They filled up the right half of my screen.
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YoOh nOe WuTt i HaTe? gUyZ wHoSe ZaNgErRrRz lOoK LyKe a gUuRrL's. Then you think itz a girl, and you find out itz not~ ><

I tried to unbold something and FrontPage was smart enough to do this: <strong style="font-weight: 400">. strong means bold, and font-weight: 400 means unbold. So basically, that means <bold style="unbold">. This is what makes FrontPage suck.

Last night I got two hours of sleep. And then today, of course, was the AMC. I couldn't keep my eyes open while driving to school, but luckily there were no long red lights for me to fall asleep at. So during the AMC, I was having fun trying to stay awake. Actually, you know, the math was so exciting that it kept me more alert than if I had drank Coke. Ok... that's only partly true. Anyways, after the test I got up and walked away and something like this happened:

Me: "That guy was copying off me the whole time!! AHHHHH!!!" (I wonder if he reads this site)
Someone: "Who?"
Me: "That stupid @#$(&@# moron sitting next to me!!"
Tricia (Charles?): "Dragos?"

Yes. I refer to Dragos as that stupid @#$(&@# moron all the time. Especially when he copies off me on hard math tests.

12:18AM

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