Zhanga: February 3, 2004
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My mom and grandpa told me to get rid of all the strawberries in the house. That isn't going to be a problem at all.
My stupid morons story of the day goes like this. I'm barreling into the right turn lane from Roswell to Timber Ridge at 50mph. There's this SUV in the right lane on Roswell, just to the left of the turn lane. As I approach the area to the right of this SUV at a reduced speed of like 40mph, both the driver and passenger doors fling open and two idiots pop out. The STUPID lady who was in the passenger seat sprang out like she had a sideways ejector seat, and she flung herself into the middle of the lane I was charging through. She was wearing red too, like a bull's eye... she was practically saying "HIT ME!!" This caused me to turn sharply to the right and slam on the brakes so hard that my 50lb bookbag in the rear seat flew forward and smacked the back of my seat with a force of... a lot of newtons. It also produced a brake squeak which I've never heard before.
Why would you ever open your 6 foot door into traffic? And then jump out into the traffic? If you're wondering what these idiots were thinking, apparently the driver and passenger wanted to swap places.
I promised Mary that I will not drive people around any more, and so I'm not going to drive people around any more. Since I now worship her, I'm going to try to stick to this until my 6 months is up.
I love math problems that don't make sense. I also love chemistry problems that don't make sense. Except, usually chemistry is more "don't make sense" than "I'm too stupid to figure it out," while math makes sense but only proves how dumb I can be.
How dumb I can really be was proven this Saturday. That was ridiculously stupid of me.
7:55PM
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