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Saturday, January 10, 2004 (3 comments)

I just got back from LAMP in Montgomery. We got 3rd, the second team got something place, and our JV team got 2nd. On the 10-minute ride back from Walton, I went with Yujing (which I typed as Juying at first), and his little sister looked happy until I opened the door. At that instant, she started crying, and kept crying for the entire ride home. It got louder and louder and I wanted to scream so loudly that she would become deaf.

Dragos and I looked at the Bible, Religion, and Teen sections of a bookstore. We were amazed at how (1) these three sections were essentially the same thing, in that they all carried information about Christianity and (2) over half the books in each of the sections were Bibles. I also bought the best and funniest book ever made while I was at a bookstore there. There was nothing better to do. This book is entertaining me far more than $7.50 is worth. Actually, I wanted to buy "Bibleopoly," a spin-off of Monopoly of course, but it was $25. The really funny thing about it was that the Go To Jail corner was called Go Meditate and the Jail was called Meditation. That's a funny punishment.

That night made this one the best and most memorable academic bowl trip ever. There was much more than 30 minutes of sucky ping pong with super-sucky paddles and a small, 0.02 gram ball (from this number you can calculate that the density is actually less than that of air - it rises like a balloon). Yujing came up with his first good idea ever. Well, he said that himself, so I might as well repeat it. On the previous overnight trip in December, Bobby took a crap in our room which stunk up the room for the entire night, we decided to get revenge. The idea was to defecate into a container and throw it into their room. Dragos had stolen a card key for their room already, of course, so we could open the door. We put the bomb in while they were sleeping. Unfortunately for housekeeping, James, Bobby, Pat, and Jason did not find the heavy-duty clear plastic bag + sealed large Ziploc + large black trash bag + turd combo when they woke up in the morning. We placed it just inside the door, because they had the door latch on and we couldn't get the triple-layered bag in much farther. I was being nice and left the Ziploc totally sealed. If I had unsealed it even slightly, they would have noticed for sure. Actually, this is assuming they don't die in their sleep.

Yujing farts too much. It seems like that's all he does when he's not being mad at Gene. Well actually, he farts while he's mad at Gene, too.

Today's section with comments on comments:

KT - I wouldn't go as far as to say that I'm honest. I don't know, this kind of expectation may actually cause me to have to start becoming honest.
Tricia - You keep forgetting who the whore is in our relationship. Come on... lol
CiCi - Why would you ever promise me sex and then not give it to me. Gosh.
Gene - Why would you ever promise me gay sex and then not give to me. Gosh.

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