Zhanga: January 2004
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Saturday, January 31, 2004 (2 comments)
I need to get my phone GPS to work. Why do stupid phone companies make phones with this feature, with a GPS chip (which works), make an interface so that you can access the latitude, longitude, bearing, velocity....... but instead of actually working, they are gay and show my latitude as X XX.XXXXXX (like N 32.453784) and everything else in an equally gay fashion. Even though the phone internally does know its exact location (it's used for 911).
The play was good. Rumors? It'd be nice if I knew the name. On my Walton play rating scale, this one received 0 minutes of sleep, so 100 points (baseline score) - 0 minutes of sleep = 100 points. Actually, it made me more alert than I would otherwise be, so maybe it should receive a >100 point score.
After I dropped off Charles at his house after the play, I was going home on Roswell. Then this guy is going abnormally slow approximately a car length ahead and a lane to the left of me. It took me about half a mile to figure out that there was a cop almost directly to the left of me. Then this gay cop changes lanes and follows me for a mile, prompting me to slow down to well under the speed limit. Then I turned onto Timber Ridge and he followed me. That gay cop must have added 4 seconds to my arrival-at-home time.
It took away from the massive amount of time (does time have mass? probably not.) required for chemistry, though. So now is the time for that.
Ah crap, the blister on my thumb is now the size of one of those really fat bubble wrap bubbles. The worst part is that not only is it wide, it is that high up as well. It's a dome. And HUGE.
10:25PM
Today was by far the most counterproductive day of my life, other than the day I was born. It was also a very productive day. The science bowl team kicked everyone in the face, with the most valuable player award undoubtedly going to Ronjon. The guy (Kennesaw guy) did actually read his name during the awards ceremony.
I have a blister the size of a dime on my thumb from rubbing too hard. It's very painful. It is SO full of liquid that several ants could get in (somehow) and drown without ever finding an exit.
That guinea pig was so ownage. It owned the stupid fish that spun in circles (for what? 20 minutes at least?) forever.
Should I sleep or do homework?
5:50PM
Friday, January 30, 2004 (3 comments)
This can't be good coming from my phone...
Life timer: 129
Calls: 133
Also, the phone has an IP (of 0.0.0.0), but I HATE SPRINT because they totally kill the Internet feature on the phone!! AHHHHH!!!
11:57PM
Charles's mom got so mad at me today because a few days ago I didn't let him print full-color picture(s?) on my printer. Come on, seriously, this stuff costs money and my parents complain every time I need ink cartridges. Who gets mad and emits biting sarcasm for being denied a favor which will only get me in trouble? The only color I've printed since school ended last year was the Earth for the calculus project and two Mapquests. Even Mapquests from now on are going to be B/W because I've gotten my hands on a laser printer.
As I was coming home from school, I found that the Timber Ridge right turn thing was completely blocked by a car, two police cars, and a huge fire truck. I had to change a lane quickly to make a U-turn, causing me to almost run into this other car. My car yelled "OUT OF MY WAY MORON!!" at it in capital letters and the other car couldn't think of anything to say so it just honked back.
I bet the driver got really angry. At least he slowed down when he detected a collision possibility. Most of the time when this kind of thing happens, the dumbass driver floors it while I'm the middle of a lane change. Last time a dumb minivan did this to me, I got so angry that I wanted to floor the brake. He'd get the blame for that, right?
Hopefully Tony will be on the science bowl team for Wheeler tomorrow. That way, there will be joy in beating them instead of "ok, we just beat Wheeler, who's next?"
Today. Ms. Dutter promised 1st period that we could play with the Van de Graff. She left the room after she said that and never came back. Well, it's possible she did come back, but I was asleep with my face in the book. I really shouldn't have been asleep. Ms. Dutter also made fun of that stupid moron girl after school today. Holy crap every time I see her I just want to vomit all over myself (How To Be Ronjon, #14). And by "her," I meant the stupid moron girl, and by that I don't mean Ms. Dutter, in case you are a freaking retard and think that's who I meant.
Drew exploded today. The magnitude of his anger (length of anger vector) surprised me. It really shouldn't have, though.
My keyboard blows so hard. I want to get another one and jump on this one repeatedly until it's in small enough pieces to flush (oh wait, the stupid toilet will get clogged because that's what happens every freaking time I flush it), but it's too tempting to stay with this one because of the Play/Stop/Prev/Next buttons at the top. On top of that, when I type on sucktastic (How To Be Andrew Fanoe, #3) keyboards like those on laptops now, I do much better than I used to.
8:00PM
Thursday, January 29, 2004 (0 comments)
Hamlet is a funny guy... haha:
Ophelia: Will he tell us what this show meant?
Hamlet: Ay, or any show that you will show him. Be not you ashamed to show, he'll not shame
to tell you what it means.
Ophelia: You are naught, you are naught. I'll mark the play.
The Caesar/Brutus comment ~35 lines before was pretty funny too. I'm actually enjoying the play, more or less. But the assignment is a real pain and I'm hating it.
I like how McLeod says there should be a class with just Dragos and me, and that no one would ever say anything. That wouldn't quite be true, but it would be a funny class. I guess if it was only us two, it wouldn't be that great because there's no one there to enjoy the (lack of?) silence with.
From CNN: "Talking bad about Britney is like beating a dead horse; I won't even go there," she says. This was said by none other than Ms. Evanescence. haha
Today in physics that stupid girl was acting like a total tard. She was getting all mad because Ms. Dutter and the physics class insults her intelligence. First of all, if that class makes her feel stupid, it's because she is stupid. And second of all, she doesn't have much intelligence to insult. She managed to make Dutter really mad. THIS GIRL IS ABSOLUTELY RETARDED!!!!! HOLY CRAP!!! I wanted to just piss in my pants because she made me so mad. I had a fun time laughing, though.
7:55PM
Wednesday, January 28, 2004 (1 comment)
These
crazy Viet people...
Does this mean something in Vietnamese?
11:39PM
Today I wore this big jacket to school but on the way there I still froze. By the time I got inside, my ears were as red as a fresh squirrel on Providence Road. I took it off and put it in my locker just before 6th period. Of course, the fire drill is 6th period. Great. So I'm freezing outside in a little t-shirt when I could be wearing a jacket. Miss Snoddy felt sorry for me and put her scarf on me.
I pushed Ronjon and my stupid watch's spring beam or whatever you call that little pin broke. It just popped off and bent itself in all sorts of funny directions. My watch band must have caught onto something. That was pretty stupid of me.
Sprint is stupid. It says I get Wireless Web Messages for free, and I can send and receive wireless emails, but the usage statement won't show it. I'm probably being charged like $5.00/message for this.
I wish my MP3 player could play MIDIs. They're about 100 times smaller than an MP3, and they're not even compressed. (They can only store instrumental music, no voices)
Drew said something stupid today but I forgot what it was. Hmmm. That sentence could be said about every day I live. Well, the days that I see Drew, anyways.
5:58PM
Tuesday, January 27, 2004 (4 comments)
I
wandered into a room in my basement today and found this. My mom insisted that she got it for free
and didn't buy it. We also have at least two Bibles in Chinese, which people delivered here for
no reason. I think they were Jehovah's Witnesses.
I fell asleep after the test on The Jungle today, and the consequences of falling asleep behind Tricia include getting I (heart) Gene written on the back of my hand. Before that happened, Katherine was writing "Boys are my hobby" on my other hand, and I was in REM sleep. But she woke me up, and while she was writing on my hand, I suddenly jumped and reached for her pen. I failed, but it was funny to see her reaction.
I can't wait to get working on this electrochemistry homework.
During AP Euro, I kept falling asleep as usual. It's so annoying that I can't stay awake in that class no matter how hard I try. Honestly, I try to not fall asleep in there. Well, eventually the class got into this huge argument that kept me awake for over 15 minutes. Basically, Matt (Varley? is that to spell it?) said that as rich people, it is our responsibility to take care of poor people who can't afford stuff. His idea was to cut funding to NASA, which he quoted at $800 million (per year, presumably) and use this money to give all Americans health insurance. Now, his figure for total uninsured Americans was 42 million, which is true. Common sense tells us that $800M/42M < $20/person. This is obviously not enough to give anyone any kind of insurance. It's barely enough to keep them eating for a week, or maybe even two. I asked him at least four times how this amount of money will give anyone insurance, but he ignored me each time.
One day during lunch, I forgot to get my pass to the media center. So I ran in there a little late, after all the passes had been handed out. I asked if I could stay anyways, and the media center lady (uhh... Ms. Hirsekorn? spell check detects this as "Hereon") asks me what I will do for her. I said I'll keep Drew quiet. She went to some freshman girl, took her pass, and gave it to me.
Ms. Bryan scored 3 points today by doing a favor for Charles and Ronjon (and me) during lunch today. Well, if she knew it was for me too, she probably would not have done it.
7:35PM
Monday, January 26, 2004 (3 comments)
Here's the results of searching for Miss Snoddy on Google:
| http://www.sla.purdue.edu/studentserv/honors/Honors%20Program%20Events/Past%20Colloquiums/1996%20-%20new.htm |
| Jennifer Snoddy "Violence And Death In Sexuality: An Examination Of Hiroshima Mon Amour And Sanctuary" FLL 331H Professor Eiji Sekine |
Unfortunately, I couldn't find the pictures of her when she was 11 and racing in a soapbox car. Sorry, Miss Snoddy. I'll be sure to put that up sometime when I find it =)
Today was the GAME competition at Westminster and, as usual, Dragos owned the crap out of me.
The Jungle test is going to be very fun.
8:35PM
Sunday, January 25, 2004 (0 comments)
The balloon with Oxidized Pepple was hilarious. Pe => [Pe]2+ + 2e-. lol I can't believe someone was creative enough to draw this.
This neither makes any sense nor contains truth:
You have a great skill for connecting with people, so dating comes relatively easily to you. However, it's hard for you to have a real intellectual connection with an attractive woman.
Also, this is clearly wrong (I know the image quality sucks, but that's what they gave me):
So yesterday, I told Gene I'd take him to Hugo's house. I got there and realized I'd forgotten Gene. On the way back to get Gene, this stupid UHAUL truck was driving 20 mph on Woodlawn and I was getting mad because I was already 30 minutes late. It put its right blinker on, went in to the left turn lane, and I tried to go past it on the right. Then it swerves its huge butt towards the right and makes a right turn into a neighborhood. What a GAY driver.
While I was bored last night, I found a great ring tone. People like Gene are going to love it.
10:49PM
Saturday, January 24, 2004 (2 comments)
Based on results from the W3C MarkUp Validation Service, which I was having fun with today, my site's coding actually isn't too bad. I used it to clean up all my pages.
Then I ran the validator against some people's Xangas. Since Xanga pages generally don't have a default encoding or doctype, I chose windows-1252 (Western Europe) and HTML 4.01 Transitional (the settings that generate the fewest errors) for the test. Because my Xanga hasn't really been touched (and I haven't manually inserted any <tags> at all), those errors are probably present in everyone's Xanga. There's 165 of them. So I subtracted these from everyone's score.
| Xanga | Me | Tyson | Davita | Jennifer | Pat | Charles | KT | Dragos | Gene | Ronjon | Mary | Tricia | CiCi | Eva |
| HTML Errors | 165 | 186 | 190 | 192 | 193 | 202 | 211 | 230 | 234 | 235 | 236 | 251 | 262 | 265 |
| Adjusted | 0 | 21 | 25 | 27 | 28 | 37 | 46 | 65 | 69 | 70 | 71 | 86 | 97 | 100 |
Were you surprised at the ones who had the least? What about the most? hehe I won't say any more about this so I won't get hurt on Monday.
This party is going to be a blast until the Devil shows up, at which point I will leave. I'll have to leave at 11 regardless.
6:08PM
Yes, I am really bored today, because I don't want to do anything useful. I'm really tired from being so pissed off on Friday (the late paper) and the SAT II this morning.
It is now possible to use < and > in the comment box, because "not disclosing my name" and "i'm not naming myself because teachers read th" and "i'm still not naming myself" likes to use <> too much (were you trying to do a ><? maybe a >.<?). Because I still don't know any ASP, I had to use a really stupid solution to make < and > workable, and the solution I used is probably the most un-brilliant solution ever. I don't know what I did though, so I can't really explain it.
By the way "not disclosing my name" and "i'm not naming myself because teachers read th" and "i'm still not naming myself" doesn't really need to name herself because she sounds like herself in that comment box. Well, she does to me at least.
haha I like this:
Q: How do you tell an experienced hacker from a novice?
A: The latter thinks there's 1000 bytes in a kilobyte, while the former is sure there's 1024 meters
in a kilometer
I got back from taking the chem test. The stupid test lady read for 15 minutes the instructions to the stupid English Language Proficiency Test instead of SAT II, and so we all wasted a lot of time. She was also unable to hand out test booklets in sequence, making her even more of a total idiot.
11:38AM
Friday, January 23, 2004 (6 comments)
Apparently I can receive text messages (free, unlimited) but I can't send them. It's nowhere on the plan statement, though.
SAT in chem tomorrow. I'm going to miss one more than the 800 cutoff and I'll be flamingly (that's a word?) mad.
My dad won't let me drive to Hugo's house tomorrow because he doesn't want me fumbling for directions at night. Sadly, I have this concern too, but I'm gonna go anyways. ("Oops, I forgot that it was night..." or something dumb like that) They probably won't care too much if I manage to get back in one piece before 12.
I'm getting massive amounts of sleep tonight. I wish my one body could be in multiple universes so that I can sleep for 80 hours when it's only actually 8. Too bad I'm making no sense to anyone but Dragos, who is going to explain to me exactly what I'm wrong about and why I'm wrong.
7:05PM
wtf, I have a 69 in chem.
"Doctors have warned that Jordan's 34FF breasts could explode if jungle leeches get to chomp
on them."
... random text here...
"I dread to think what would happen if her breasts started swelling. There is a danger they might
explode."
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Ow, I just bit my lip while eating a bao zi. I'm so stupid.
When I was asleep earlier (when I should have been writing my essay), part of my dream contained the voltage and current vs time graphs for capacitors in AC and DC circuits. I think I got them right, too. Does lack of sleep cause me to dream about retarded stuff when I finally do get sleep? Because that dream was the dumbest one I've had in years! (ok, well, there's been worse)
My dad just told me that 如果有啊眯狗叫，帮我听起来 Apparently 啊眯狗 (a1 mi1 gou3) = amigo = Mexican worker doing yard work. I just think it's hilarious that my dad said that.
9:25AM
Well, this is not good. I took a nap around 9, which was supposed to last for an hour or two. So apparently my mom woke me up at 2:30 and told me to get up and I told her no. I don't remember this happening. At 4:30 she asked if I want to get up and told me it's 4:30. I thought she said 10:30 (四 and 十). I get up and jump when I see the clock. Well, I'm screwed. Haven't started on AP US and the essay in language isn't coming along too well. At least I got more sleep tonight than the whole rest of the week.
I drank some of the peach juice that I'm not supposed to drink. It was far too tempting. It was really good.
I have found it unnecessary to print out a map of how to get to Ronjon's house. It only took me... two tries to get there. Shut up.
Ok, back to writing my essay on the boringness of Gephardt.
Oh, she basically marked out the lesbian section of my essay when I wrote it in class. This is bad, considering 80% of my essay was going to be lesbian and now I have to think of other things to say. This makes it so much harder.
4:58AM
Thursday, January 22, 2004 (4 comments)
This could be even stupider and more nonsensical than his endless stream of sex sex sex sex sex
sex:
nik3lbak: dutter=snoddy
Every time I do chemistry homework out of the book, I get extremely mad. I am mad because every week or two, I waste 4-8 hours of my life doing useless chemistry problems that are just total repetition. They do not help at all. They bore me so much, and are so useless. I become even more angry doing these stupid problems than I do when someone wakes me up for no reason.
I love how long those problems took me today. Only a few hours of time that I could have spent sleeping. Seriously, I would rather have been reading the Bible while driving a car on Riverside at 140mph four hours past curfew with a Jehovah's Witness in the passenger's seat telling me about why I should pick some candidate because whatever. There has to be at least some positive aspects to this setup, and there are none for this homework. Actually, there may not be any positive aspects to either one. I'm not really sure.
I didn't even get to start on my math homework! Which is actually far more important than chem, because I learn how to do the problems by doing the math homework. Yeah I know, I write this kind of sentence fragment all the time.
Well, I'm gonna go take a nap so maybe I'll be able to stay awake during at least one class tomorrow. I think I'll sleep through part of emag, all of Euro, all of physics, all of math, and all of lunch. By the time lunch is over, I should be rested enough to continue with the day. If not, I still have US and chem... and then academic bowl. Maybe I'll not go tomorrow and just go sleep. I really am very tired.
4:16AM
Wednesday, January 21, 2004 (1 comment)
My mom is torturing me. She bought these things in clear glass bottles that look like peach juice. They have peaches drawn all over the wrapper thingy, all over the box, and it even says peaches on it. She's torturing me by putting these things out where I have to see them every time I come close to the kitchen, but they're alcoholic. GRRRRRRRRR I want a peach. NOW!! I haven't had one for a while.
∫wewdw = wew minus ew. Well, it's more like, ∫wewdw = wew - ew, but looks much better the first way. I have a feeling that on the math quiz tomorrow, my ∫ex 's will look like sex.
That was written before I took the quiz. This is after the quiz: AHHHHHHHH I FAILED THAT SO BADLY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I've failed math quizzes before, but that's just by being stupid. This is the first one I haven't finished. The results are not going to be pretty.
Same with chem test tomorrow. I got a 47 and 67 on the last two homeworks, and since they basically are the test, it's not a good sign of what I'm going to make on the test. Oh well. I'll make up for it with the rest of the tests this semester.
I'm supposed to write interesting things about Gephardt. Interesting things are not going to happen:
|
CNN: "Gephardt is boring and not appealing to the public"
The Washington Post: |
However, she likes sexuality, and so I'll write about his lesbian daughter. I doubt I'll be able to find much about her, so I think I'll make up most of my paper. "Creative license." Or I'll put up a bozo page somewhere on the internet and use it as a "source."
Bryan earned a point yesterday by saying "thank you" to me. It was the first remark she's made to me this year that does not include "I will swallow your head whole after class today." (connotation!)
6:46PM
Tuesday, January 20, 2004 (3 comments)
This one summarizes the political research paper:
PandaFace00: oh man this project is gonna suck for u
PandaFace00: lol
PandaFace00: because i'm enjoying it.
PandaFace00: so you must be hating it.
This I Hate Everything You Like is most unfortunate, but too bad it's true. Thankfully,
she isn't enjoying Hamlet too much (this is brilliant):
PandaFace00: u know, i really wanted to pick the worst, and most random,
and most useless quotes for hamlet, and tell her that i'm just following the procedure she did for
macbeth.
WHOA. My bibliography was arranged in a random order, and the 7 things just happened to be alphabetical. How cool is that. Wait, bibliographies are not cool at all, especially for research papers. I almost forgot.
LOL spam of the day, without a doubt: "John's mom wants you"
Actually, this one is good too: "Maria's mom gone bad"
I've never noticed that I got emails about moms...
This site is not "family-oriented." I thought it was pretty obvious, but there's always some moron to prove me wrong. Anyways, I'm not gay. I guess you could make an argument that I'd only have to be half-gay to have sex with Charles, so I have to say that I'm not half-gay either.
I have been banned from both Winterfest and tonight's physics study session. The reason cited was chemistry, of course.
7:21PM
Monday, January 19, 2004 (3 comments)
My grandpa stole the coin. I had it out for too long, I guess.
I wonder how annoying it is to people who don't have Chinese installed on their computers, because when they go to some of my pages it will say "In order for this page to be displayed correctly, you will need to have the following fonts installed: Chinese (Simplified)." I hate that dialog.
I just finished listening to some terrible translation. This was at some official press conference in China. It had something to do with population and GDP. (I watched a short segment in the middle.) The Chinese official translator lady's English was awesome. Besides grammar errors such as using a in front of obvious plurals ending in s, she said mulling for million, sitters for cities, and said actually every three words (every seven words if you count ummm/uhhh as words).
10:09PM
sycophant - a selfish person who seeks to advance himself by pleasing influential people
Today
was frisbee. It turned into football and so I left with Charles. We stopped by Dickerson, walked
around, and had our version of fun. Then we stopped by Morgan's house to play with her fish which
she hates.
Here's some random useless money. It's HK$5, which is supposed to be equal to CN5, which is around US$0.60. You can kind of tell that it says 香港 at the top and HONG KONG at the bottom.
Jin's family is coming over today for dinner. My dad forced me to clean my room. I'm not sure if these are related at all.
I've begun creating my binder of Yahoo driving directions to people's houses. Eventually everyone's going to be in it except for Charles. Well, I can sort of find my way to Davita's house because it's down the street. That's about it.
6:06PM
Sunday, January 18, 2004 (4 comments)
(to KT) The idiot face? I thought it made sense, but like, I was shocked and at the same time decided that I'm the biggest idiot in the world, and becasue I was shocked my face gave this expression. I turned away because I didn't want her to see and then know that I'd completely forgotten her. It's very embarrassing.
Super Blog is doing ok. As soon as enough people find out about it, it's going to start owning. Well, it's already started owning.
Hamlet is so fun. I mean, this has got to be the best thing I've ever read in my life. I've never experienced this sensation before in my life. I cna't believe I haven't opened my mind up to this fascinating literature before. It's so exciting that when I got to act one, scene two, I almost woke up.
7:41PM
I set up Movable Type on this server. I thought it would run at a decent speed, but it's actually pretty slow. The idea is to have everyone share one blog [link and site has been removed] to reduce the massive amount of clicking I do every day to read Xangas. I don't know how well this is going to turn out, though. People will have different usernames and passwords, and you wouldn't be able to mess with someone else's stuff. It will all be piled into one page, though, and the poster's name appears at the bottom of the post. If this sounds remotely like a good idea to you, please let me know. It sounds good to me, at least.
So I got barely any work done today (well, yesterday) because I'm too ADD. I also went to Kristen's house, where it seems everyone is sleeping over.
4:04AM
Saturday, January 17, 2004 (2 comments)
Right. There's no school Monday. What I meant by the emag test being due on Monday was that it's due Tuesday. The first day of school is always Monday, even if it's not.
About Smyser:
possible the coolest teacher ever. she instills fear into the hearts of all. her class if very fun and she is hilarious. ask her to tell stories
haha... if you can't figure out who this is then you aren't worth your weight in banana peels.
I'm now going to disassemble the cardboard box and store it for future use. The good thing about cardboard is that I can write notes all over it so I won't forget things and I'll never have to use any reference except the box itself.
After that, the rest of the day is going to be so fun because I love politics and looking up a stupid Democrat's info.
4:37PM
I spent way too much time today on this lame site. I guess today was worth it though, because I got a computer for free... and it beats Charles's computer lol
In physical science (not honors) on Thursday and Friday, we had too much fun. Actually, we got bored. But anyways, on Thursday this Indian-ish looking girl says "hey David, help me!" I wondered how she knew my name. Maybe I had just not fully woken up yet. Then today she does this again, and while I'm looking at the worksheet (which, by the way, was a complete waste of trees), she tells the ditzy girl next to her that "he used to be my neighbor." I turned away to avoid letting her see the incredibly stupid "holy crap I'm the biggest idiot in the world" look on my face, though I think she got the idea anyways. It was Shabnam. I guess she became anorexic or something. She's skinny now, which is weird. Other than this instance, I don't think I've ever not recognized someone after only a year or two.
Me: Have you gone to my site yet?
McWilliams: Nope.
Me: Good!
McWilliams: I'll be sure to check it out 5th period.
Hmm, great.
The fact that I do not have my emag test is bad. It's due on Monday. I went to her room 7th period to get it, but she wasn't in there.
Frisbee is going to be fun on Monday, but working my butt off before then is not.
I am also happy that metro week is over. I'm never wearing those silly costumes ever again until a long time from now. My statements are always so precise, eh?
12:28AM
Friday, January 16, 2004 (0 comments)
I have managed to get my hands on a working computer with a K6-400MHz in it. Actually, I'm not sure if it's 400MHz or if it's rated at 400 and actually runs at 266 or 300 MHz. I don't have a fan made for a CPU that slow, so the chip runs at a temperature that's cold to the touch. Anyways, it's a huge step up from the piece of crap I have now. And besides, it's got a metal case!
This weekend is so much work. 90% is from English.
8:37PM
Thursday, January 15, 2004 (11 comments)
David forgot to put an a on the end of her name on her last comment.
10:17PM
Today has been ok. During first period, instead of taking a test, we went to the "on-level" physical science class and taught that work = force * distance. No angles, no nothing, just two numbers multiplied equals a third. The completely worthless substitute could not understand this equation and so she needed some major help. It was kind of fun.
I got mad at this one dumb freshman who's owed me money since like October. He's promised to bring it every week since the week he borrowed it. I don't know what's going through his mind to cause him to want to cause this 70lb guy to want to borrow money from a junior and then not give it back. I guess I just don't look intimidating enough. Just wait till my stilts arrive in 3-7 days.
I got permission from Ms. Pepple to go teach during 7th period because Ms. Dutter said the sub would need help again, but apparently by this time she had learned how to use this formula well enough to teach the class. So I had to go back to chemistry.
CiCi is extremely angry at me. I think this is only the second time in recorded history. I almost remember back in freshman year when everyone was always happy. That would be nice.
9:15PM
Wednesday, January 14, 2004 (4 comments)
Oh, yeah, this metro week is major sucks.
8:16PM
My day started off pretty crappy because I forgot it's a WEB and sat in negative first period for 30 minutes before zero started.
Ronjon woke me up during - wait, teachers read this. Well anyways, don't wake me up unnecessarily or I will become Angry Drew (actually, possibly even Angrier) for 5-10 minutes. It really isn't pleasant, and I scare myself sometimes.
Then I was going to take Ronjon home, so he went out to my car, and waiting for a while while I was getting there because I was looking for Aarti (I failed). I had no idea where he was. By the time I got out there, he was gone. He stuck the birthday party invitation under a windshield wiper, and a corner of it was flapping around in the wind. It was the corner with a circle-y thing that looked like some sort of official seal. I thought I got ticketed.
I'm soooooo sleepy and I really want to go to sleep. Maybe doing physics problems will keep me up. The sad thing is, I'm not really kidding.
7:02PM
Tuesday, January 13, 2004 (4 comments)
nik3lbak:
im not a sex beast like charles
Interesting.
I stand by all of the previous statements that have been made on any of my previous blog pages. If I offended someone, well, that sucks. (I don't think I said anything bad about teachers here except, of course, the one who is going to burn.)
I fell asleep again after I said I wouldn't. There goes three hours.
Nothing happened today, except that I forgot to bring my physics book home for emag and I'm going to fail the test on Thursday because I don't have any idea what is going on and I'm a little behind the other guys. Looks like massive cramming tomorrow.
Here's a picture of CiCi being carried by James and Courtney just before (or after?) the Ezell-Harding
tournament in front of Steak 'n Shake. The hill is beyond that sidewalk in the picture. This occurred
around the same time as the sound.
By the way, here's the file names for my collection of Ezell-Harding pictures.
11:53PM
CiCi is being raped in this sound file. Actually, it was this one academic bowl tournament which was in September 2003, I think. We were rolling her down a hill... she must have gone down at least 3 times.
12:12AM
Monday, January 12, 2004 (4 comments)
"I AM THE UPDATE KING!!"
8:07:04PM
"I have no life!"
8:06:59PM
I talk incoherently.
8:06:34PM
I have nothing better to do with my time.
8:06:11PM
I'm bored.
8:05:37PM
I'm stupid.
8:05:01PM
I'm useless.
8:04:52PM
I can't speak English properly.
8:04:41PM
I'm Gene.
8:03:47PM
I got a MP3 CD player today and a cigarette lighter adaptor and a tape adaptor so I can use this in my car now. I can't believe I spent $50 on that. It seems to eat batteries like a whore but as long as I'm in the car it should be ok.
Today Ms. McWilliams asked for my site address and I didn't want to refuse her. It's going to get out, anyways. Now I have to censor everything on the site, which I'm still in the process of doing. I don't know what I'm ever going to do with the old pages on this blog though. I don't think I ever wrote anything bad about her, so I should be ok. There's nothing bad to write about her, anyways. Hopefully none of the teachers ever get bored enough to sift through this useless stuff.
Science Bowl... is screwed up this year because of stupid changes those people made. We found out today that the three forms are due tomorrow. We received these things at the beginning of last week. It's ridiculous. How am I going to explain to the freshmen who wanted to be on the team but couldn't because of the necessity of an emergency meeting, to which only juniors showed up?
In fact, this is so ridiculous that I wrote "Air, water, bathrooms" under "Physical Needs."
8:01PM
You know how answering machines are like "Press 1 to become gay. Press 2 if you would like to talk to a counselor on how to do this. If you are stupid and still not sure, press 3."? The Walton one is so stupid I'm commenting on it. If you've never called Walton, then here's how stupid they are. Their order is 085234617. The only thing remotely logical about this is that the first prompt is 0, and the digits 0-8 are all used, as opposed to using 0-9 and skipping a number like 6.
12:24AM
Sunday, January 11, 2004 (0 comments)
Dendrophilia is the condition of being sexually aroused by trees and the liking of having sex with trees, although I don't understand how this works. I just thought I would throw this interesting tidbit in here for someone =) hahahha
KT appears to have made a distinction between sex with Gene and gay sex with him. Maybe I'm just stupid, but that makes no sense. You and CiCi also WAY overanalyzed how I am going to have sex with Gene. I could have done without the imagery. Also, if I have a bag of crap and opened it up, how would it not smell? Have you ever smelled my waste? It can fill up your house faster than exploding Devil debris. Someone mentioned that I might be tried as a terrorist because of the biological weapon employed. I also have to agree with Gene about this jay jay thing. That sounds like... bad.
I got to drive Ronjon's semicircle around my neighborhood =) I wanted to speed on Roswell or something, though. His brakes are really strong. I think it's strong enough to be unsafe, because if you brake too hard it will flip over forwards and roll.
Steven told me to ask Eva to prom yesterday. Then he told me to ask Yuk. Then CiCi and Tricia. Maybe I'll go with Yuk and piss people off.
CiCi has gay porn of James... how did that happen?
I don't want to know what this spam is about, from NaughtyorNice: Has George W. Been Naughty or Nice
9:24PM
Saturday, January 10, 2004 (3 comments)
I just got back from LAMP in Montgomery. We got 3rd, the second team got something place, and our JV team got 2nd. On the 10-minute ride back from Walton, I went with Yujing (which I typed as Juying at first), and his little sister looked happy until I opened the door. At that instant, she started crying, and kept crying for the entire ride home. It got louder and louder and I wanted to scream so loudly that she would become deaf.
Dragos and I looked at the Bible, Religion, and Teen sections of a bookstore. We were amazed at how (1) these three sections were essentially the same thing, in that they all carried information about Christianity and (2) over half the books in each of the sections were Bibles. I also bought the best and funniest book ever made while I was at a bookstore there. There was nothing better to do. This book is entertaining me far more than $7.50 is worth. Actually, I wanted to buy "Bibleopoly," a spin-off of Monopoly of course, but it was $25. The really funny thing about it was that the Go To Jail corner was called Go Meditate and the Jail was called Meditation. That's a funny punishment.
That night made this one the best and most memorable academic bowl trip ever. There was much more than 30 minutes of sucky ping pong with super-sucky paddles and a small, 0.02 gram ball (from this number you can calculate that the density is actually less than that of air - it rises like a balloon). Yujing came up with his first good idea ever. Well, he said that himself, so I might as well repeat it. On the previous overnight trip in December, Bobby took a crap in our room which stunk up the room for the entire night, we decided to get revenge. The idea was to defecate into a container and throw it into their room. Dragos had stolen a card key for their room already, of course, so we could open the door. We put the bomb in while they were sleeping. Unfortunately for housekeeping, James, Bobby, Pat, and Jason did not find the heavy-duty clear plastic bag + sealed large Ziploc + large black trash bag + turd combo when they woke up in the morning. We placed it just inside the door, because they had the door latch on and we couldn't get the triple-layered bag in much farther. I was being nice and left the Ziploc totally sealed. If I had unsealed it even slightly, they would have noticed for sure. Actually, this is assuming they don't die in their sleep.
Yujing farts too much. It seems like that's all he does when he's not being mad at Gene. Well actually, he farts while he's mad at Gene, too.
Today's section with comments on comments:
KT - I wouldn't go as far as to say that I'm honest. I don't know, this kind of expectation may
actually cause me to have to start becoming honest.
Tricia - You keep forgetting who the whore is in our relationship. Come on... lol
CiCi - Why would you ever promise me sex and then not give it to me. Gosh.
Gene - Why would you ever promise me gay sex and then not give to me. Gosh.
9:27PM
Thursday, January 8, 2004 (6 comments)
I place too much trust in some people. I don't know why I do that. I just believe people when they say they will do something, but then some people just don't keep their word. I'm thinking of a few different people right now, and it irks me. I think if I trust you enough to believe what you're saying, then at least you shouldn't be telling me blatant lies. I mean, if you're Tricia and you're lying to me about being 1/4 white, that doesn't matter. It makes no impact except that it might make me sound extremely stupid (which usually is not really much of a change anyways) for a few days before I find out. You just have to remember to tell Davita to lie to me as well, because CiCi isn't the only person I'm going to ask.
But if you say (generic example) you will do something for me and two months later you tell me you don't feel like doing it anymore, then that is not cool. This is the kind of thing that tells me you don't care about our relationship at all. I'm trying to avoid specific examples of people annoying me in this fashion. Please don't exploit my trust. It's not nice.
Oh yeah. Apparently today in zero period I made a face that said "holy crap you are the dumbest being on this planet" when someone was telling her dog story. I don't remember making this face, but Erica and Grebe laughed at me after class. I thought about it the next period, and then when I remembered what the story was about, well, yeah I did find it dumb. It wasn't the fact that the dog was running around on a long leash that was funny to me, but it was the fact that her dog went up to some guys who were going to hit the dog (and she knew it), and then it actually happens (dog is hit). This happens while she's watching and holding onto the leash. I mean, why would you let your dog get smacked?? Oh yeah, and then the dog came back and bit her because it was angry.
11:27PM
Yes, occasionally when I have my away message on, I am actually away. Today was one of those rare days.
I have to write about what happened at lunch. Jason, Gene, Drew, and I walked out of lunch and tried to go to Ms. Martin's room like we do every day. This teacher (physical science or something) stopped us, and he told us to go back to the lunch room. So we turned around and went across the other side of the building to get to B200. Well, just after passing Ms. Vasconcelos' room, at those lockers, we hear some talking and Mr. Teters pops out. Immediately afterwards, that other teacher comes and looks at us. We were afraid of death. He told us to get out our agendas so he would know who we are, but he also said to Teters something like "but you know, if they leave and go back to the lunch room right now, we will have no proof that they were out here." After saying this about six times, we got the idea and went back. As I turned my back, I heard him yelling, "I'm beginning to forget already!" What a funny guy.
Today during academic bowl, I got -1, the same as Drew.
Today I was called gay or metrosexual multiple times, by multiple people. Ms. Pepple commented, too. I'll... take that as a compliment... sorta. If I told you that I've always had those Birkenstocks and/or that I've worn them before, well, I was blatantly lying. I took them from McLeod today.
I like how the stupid academic bowl site, which SUCKS to start with, hasn't been updated for about 3 months. It's only been up for like 4 months.
Tomorrow is LAMP in Montgomery. I'm going to take a picture of Mr. E's speedometer and Photoshop it up to 100 or so. Then we can post that all over our bulletin board until he finds out and gets mad at me.
My dad's complaining about Evanescence. His latest comment was "这是中国歌还是英国歌啊?" (This is Chinese song or British song?)
9:10PM
Wednesday, January 7, 2004 (0 comments)
Umm ok I just fell asleep and woke up... felt like 45 minutes, was 2 hours.
I had to destroy www.cartoonnetwork.com (via hosts) on my sister's computer because that's all she does now. About 10 minutes after I killed it, she quietly left the computer and went upstairs. This seems to also happen when the TV magically breaks every once in a while. I know it's cruel, but there's no other way to get her to do something useful.
I have completed yelling my head off at those Radio Shack guys and I got my refund. Does anyone know where I can get a FM broadcaster thing or a cassette adaptor for like CD player -> cassette player/FM radio?
"Indians are like Mexicans working in high tech." (the high tech industry)
-Jay
Posted 18:09 today.[20:31:23] ManOfAwesome: jay is fucking dead for that last entry on dumb page
lol
10:29PM
Tuesday, January 6, 2004 (6 comments)
My schedule sucks.
(Unrelated) Some people just enjoy pissing me off.
11:55PM
My dad decided at 4:55 he would leave the house to buy.... fish. He spent 30 freaking US dollars on a freaking fat, stupid, and ugly (hmm who does this sound like) fish. I can't believe this. So when I called home at 4:59 or so he was gone, and he hadn't taken his cell phone. I had to beg Bobby for a ride. Then as soon as I got home I clogged the toilet and left to go buy some stuff.
I was kidding about the who does this sound like. Well, I guess it kind of describes Wilcox.
I bought a $14.99 tape player adaptor thing at Radio Shack and they charged me $19.99. I didn't notice until I got home because I'm stupid. Well, mostly because my parents told me to get home quickly or else they'd hang me on a tree. Actually, there are barely any trees left here because of those dumb beavers. Oh, and this stupid adaptor doesn't even work. Tomorrow I'm going to go in and yell my head off at those guys.
Uh, on that gay style chart I swear that I counted 12 rows so I told Dragos to do the first 6. Now I can only count 11 rows. Oops. I guess I made him do extra work.
10:31PM
Monday, January 5, 2004 (7 comments)
Since I'm addicted to this stupid game now.. I died at 943,370 points at 3484 feet when I tried the downloaded version.
Huh? Chem problem: If electricity costs 10 cents/coulomb, which of the following would be have the highest cost/mole? Ok, ignore the grammar there, but on earth is it asking? (By the way, 10 cents/coloumb would cause me to go broke in a few seconds.)
Aaggghhh why does Eva have to get pissed at me every two weeks over nothing... oh well, at least it's on a regular enough schedule that I can say that we'll appear to be friends for the next two weeks or so.
Oh, Ms. Bryan replied to an email I sent her about my dumb schedule in record time - like 90 minutes. She was actually *nice* too. +1 point for her.
11:05PM
Hmmm... could James possibly be talking about Ronjon... or maybe Gene, although I think this one was posted by a random person.
I have not determined whether ge ge or guh guh looks stupider. Can't you just picture some poor retarded kid saying guuuuhhh gguuuuuuuuhh repeatedly? But the same guy might also say geeeeeee GEEeeeeeeeeee!!! lol I know, I'm terrible.
I was just vacuuming the debris from my window, when all of a sudden something in the vacuum cleaner exploded. Apparently a large piece of glass was propelled 6 feet away from the window when I broke it last night, and the vacuum sucked it in. Right after the loud banging noise came out of the machine, I looked into the clear area with the light bulb, and I saw clouds swirling in a clockwise direction. I was wondering, hmm, does this usually happen? My question was answered when suffocating smoke vented out seconds later. My basement smells like polymers now. This reminds me of the time when I melted a plastic oven tray last winter. This time I think the smoke was from a rubber belt.
I called my counselor at noon, right when I woke up, to tell her that I don't know my zero period status. The answering machine was her saying that scheduling problems are at the top of the priority list. Well, zero period should be at the top of that list because... I don't know where I'm going tomorrow morning. So as expected, I have not received a reply and still don't know what I'm doing tomorrow.
I hate Gene because now I'm going to be playing this stupid game until I beat him.
6:57PM
School tomorrow!?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
CiCi has raped the Chinese/pinyin for "brother" (again) in this comment from a few days ago: I hope seven isn't me. That wouldn't be nice, Guh guh. (lol) The worse thing is that these totally owned words appear on my site and not just in her Xanga like it used to be. By the way, the string guh appears to serve no useful purpose whatsoever. Oh well, I can't do anything about this mad destroying of my name/relation/title. =( lol
Also unfortunate, from
UrbanDictionary:
abbreviated Chinese mandarin term for "older brother," originally "guhguh" -- abbrevation: "guh"
hey guh, help me carry these bags.
I don't know why I am up this late. I really should have been asleep long ago.
My hands still smell like pond scum after 7 hours of being out of the pond, washing my hands with soap 3 or 4 times, washing my hands without soap at least 5 times, eating a meal, eating a lot of finger foods (such as the popcorn that I'm addicted to and also Pond Scum Doritos), and ewww I'm grossing myself out.
1:45AM
Sunday, January 4, 2004 (4 comments)
Ronjon, I initially wrote that you eat tau neutrinos at first and posted it, but then I decided it was too long and replaced it with muons. Besides, that sounds better and can be changed later into peons.
My green card also expires pretty soon.
Yesterday we ate at Chili's and Craig's dad paid for us. That was very nice of him.
My dad and I were cleaning out the pond in the backyard. The scum is disgusting. The circuit breaker kept jumping, too. We haven't found the source of that problem yet. Later, I was trying to open one of the windows in the basement (to hear his "RESET THE BREAKER!!!" without going outside), and it wouldn't open but instead shattered when I pushed too hard. I didn't want to just stand there and keep resetting it because I didn't really want to fry him in case he was fiddling with something.
Today some of us went to Pat's. His chips matched my pond scum color perfectly. Jess got really mad at Ronjon. And then ping pong afterwards, of course. Ronjon and Gene are owning each other right now.
"A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen-bit patch to an eight-bit operating system originally coded for a four-bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition." Anyone know what each thing is referring to? I don't get what this sixteen-bit patch is.
11:28PM
I can drive now. I missed frisbee for that, though. I also found out that my passport expires in two days. I hope this doesn't mean that I will be immediately deported.
lol @ KT, but what I don't understand is why Charles or I has/have a 50 year old boyfriend. Doesn't make sense to me... haha
You know, I always screw up typing lol and it comes out as ;p; or kik or lo or ll or something really dumb, but the more complex lolz (you have to find the z on the other side of the keyboard) is never screwed up by Eva. She always manages to hit that correctly. Well, she's screwed up like twice in the past few years. I don't understand this. It's baffling. (I'm not making fun of you this time!!! lol)
Also baffling is the fact that Google rates science.d2g.com 3/10 while icydog.d2g.com is 2/10. There is nothing good on that dumb site!
12:20AM
Saturday, January 3, 2004 (3 comments)
I almost forgot. On the way to Craig's house, Charles insisted on riding in Morgan's trunk. Ok... well, after we got to Craig's house, we just kind of left him in there. By the time we got to his front door, Charles had called Craig and ordered him to open the trunk. Too bad he didn't have the keys. So when he finally got out and walked to the front door where Morgan and I were standing, he thought I was asking her out. Hmm. Why would I do that when she already has a 50 year old boyfriend and chemistry books?
Yes Ronjon, the clay smells terrible. The oil got all over my hands. It made me kind of hungry though.
Ah ha! Mozilla is now better than IE for another reason. When you post a Chinese comment from IE, you have to manually set your browser to Chinese encoding to be able to read it, while if you post from Mozilla, you can read it from any browser set to any encoding as long as you have a Chinese font somewhere.
I just scared the daylights out of myself. Charles's dad called, and he never talks to me, but today he said, "David, I have a question." So I was waiting for a deadly gunshot wound, like "Has Charles been doing anything bad recently?" or maybe something about myself, but nope, that didn't happen. He complained about his dialup not working, lol
11:19AM
I just got back from Craig's house. It was nice and.. I was going to say quiet, except it wasn't. Anyways, we (by we I mean Charles, Morgan, Craig) played some DDR and then Cranium. There's four categories, and there's this one (green) that is kind of like pop culture which Charles and I (well, mostly me) suck at (we were on the same team, hadn't played before). It turns out that we did fairly well on those. So in that category, there's different types of questions. One type was like, it gives you a person and you're supposed to act it out. The first one Charles got was Frank Sinatra. Neither of us has any idea who the heck this guy is, except Charles thought he was an opera singer and I had this general impression too. So he does this thing where he's acting like he's singing, and I got that on the first try. Later there was a Bill Gates. So Charles acts like he's typing, and what happens, I get that on the first try. Same happened to Yo Yo Ma: he sat down on a couch and started doing cello-like movements, and first guess again. This probably makes no sense if your name is not Charles, Morgan, or Craig (or me), but if you were there, it was total bozo. This bozo guessing made no sense to any of us. The dice-rolling by Charles and me was total bozo too. We struck gold (I mean that figuratively, the actual color was purple) like 5 of 6 rolls. What's the chance of that when there's 5 different colored, equal probability faces?
Frisbee at 2 tomorrow. Well, isn't that going to suck. My driving test is at 3. I'll be a "little" late. Maybe I'll go home after failing (or maybe passing) the test and shower and then go to the mall and go shopping and go home and shower again and then come.
Well, let's see. That was an interesting round of guess who.
#1 is Gene. Who else repeats sex endlessly?
1 point for Gene.
#2 is Ronjon, and I'm glad no one got this wrong.
1 point for Ronjon.
#3 is also very obvious - Eva.
0.5 point for Eva.
#4 is Jess. This postmodern thing doesn't make that much sense to me, but hey, at least it's funny.
1 point for Jess.
#5 is Morgan. It is not me, and it is not Charles. Neither of us have sex with chemistry books and we also do not have 50 year old boyfriends.
1 point for Morgan. -3 for guessing me. -2 for guessing Charles. -6 for both.
#6 is Drew... who else does this...
1 point for Drew.
#7 is the sugar pill. It wasn't supposed to be anyone. I was trying to think of something to write about Dragos but I couldn't think of anything, so I just inserted a random thought. I guess it was way too not obvious. It's also interesting how everyone said CiCi. Maybe it was partly due to the influence of the people who posted first.
5 points for placebo (no one gets the jackpot).
#8 is CiCi. Usually she gets the most "are you Korean?" type things. Charles has gotten this more than once also.
1 point for CiCi. 0.5 point for Charles. 0.1 point if you're James and you "thought" CiCi.
#9 is 0 points. -0.1 if you put James. Apparently Mary thought that this was an actual question. I guess it kind of seems this way after I reread it, but it was not supposed to be anyone but me.0 points for guessing wrong, except #5 and 9.
So the final score comes out to be:
| KT | -3.5 | |
| CiCi | 6.5 | <-- we have a winner |
| Ronjon | 5.5 | |
| Pat | 5.5 | |
| James | 5.6 | |
| Mary | 6.4 |
12:57PM
Friday, January 2, 2004 (9 comments)
No Ronjon, that wasn't enough to give me a buzz. But I think after I fell asleep those hydroxyl groups and whatever's on them collected in my brain and then they said something like "Hey look, it's David's dreaming control center! Let's go in here, push some buttons, and change a few registry settings to see if I can make him BSoD." Well, I don't think I blue screened or core dumped (the Blue Screen is copyrighted - human brains aren't allowed to use it, because Microsoft cannot afford to let their #1 symbol be used by just anyone), but the "of death" part seemed to work pretty well (to Davita, anyways).
I don't subconsciously dislike Davita. There's no way. But hey, maybe I hate you all and just don't know it[ yet].
Oh yeah, Ronjon earned a spot on my AIM icon =) Maybe I'll cut down on the Indian jokes sometime soon. It seems much more likely that I won't, though.
People, stop trying to direct connect to me on AIM. It only works for like three people. About once a week, people get more or less mad at me for "not accepting" the direct connection. And when I send a link to the FTP server, I normally get a generic "I'm too stupid to drag files into the FTP window" response. I've even gotten a "how do I copy files on my hard drive?" after trying to explain that IE's FTP interface is just like explorer.
I'm feeling uh, giddy, I guess. I'm laughing too much at dumb things. I guess I really do need sleep.
Before I go, let's play the who am I game:
1. sex sex sex sex sex sex sex cunt sex sex
2.
3. imma kick david cuz he wuz bein a meanie n recorded bad stuff bout me ><
4. I'm postmodern.
lol the only reason this one is on here is because of... the answers to #1 and #2.5. I have a 50 year old boyfriend but I have sex with my chemistry book every night for good measure anyways.
6. Want me to prove to you that I'm not gay?? I'll prove it to you right here, right now!
7. *tears* I cry all the time and I'm always sad and lonely.
8. What?? I'm not Korean!!!
9. I can't think of anything to make fun of Dragos for. =( ok I'm sleeping now.
3:25AM
Thursday, January 1, 2004 (4 comments)
Last night I dreamt about the strangest things. They were just so, weird. The first one was very violent. Of all the people on this world, my sleeping brain decided I should kill Davita, and there was some reason too, but I forgot it. Why not someone annoying, like the Devil? Anyways, in one of the other weird ones, Charles pointed out to me a little fuzzy scary-looking monkey the size of a mouse ball. It reminded me of a caterpillar which was ready to jump on me and eat me alive. Conclusion? I must have had more to drink last night than I remembered. Or maybe because I'm small and Chinese it affects me more than it should =\ haha
I find it really funny that for about every 3 Linkin Park songs I listen to, my grandpa complains that one of them is pure noise. He doesn't usually do this to all my other songs, because although he thinks they are noise too, apparently he doesn't find them to be utter and pure noise. I offered several times to download some real noise for him to listen to (aka Metallica), but I was refused each time.
Someone purporting to be Jimmy Jia made a comment about guys and Xangas. Who is this clown who I have never heard of?
4:57PM
I just got back from Jason's party of the century. I played a bunch of ping pong. There was a porn bowl... hmmm... Drew won, unsurprisingly. I waited in vain for the Paris Hilton question that I thought had to be in there, but where did it go?? It's so gay that I'm the only guy that didn't sleep over. I think everyone else is staying. Grrrrr.
When my mom walked in, she saw a bunch of wine/champagne. She asked me if we were drinking and I was surprised that she took no for an answer without further questioning. I only had about as much as a large gulp, anyways.
Happy new year, everyone.
1:03AM
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