Zhanga: December 26, 2003

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Friday, December 26, 2003 (7 comments)

There have been 320 hits to Eva's Xanga noise. Boy is she going to be mad at me. hahahah

8:27PM

I fell asleep last night studying for the chemistry SAT II. I don't know how that happened. And somehow when I woke up, my head was on the wrong side of the bed. It was where my feet usually are. How strange. At least I fell asleep after I finished eating my oranges. It would have been really ugly if I fell asleep while eating oranges.

I hear that I'd have a prom date if I asked. However, even if this is true and not just a plot to get me to go to prom, the chances of me going are not increased. The chance of you seeing me at prom is approximately equal to that of me dying from being buried in a shower of Christmas-colored (bloody and leafy) bird crap after a bunch of birds are scared off from their Brazilian home in an inflatable mailbox because a large scarecrow is walking towards them at 1/3 the speed of light. Charles thinks that I'm going to be forced to go anyways, but we'll see about that. Maybe next year.

So far all the "reasons" for me to go to prom have been really bad. "We'll get to see you all dressed up!!" Well, I don't really want to go just so you can see me dressed up. Anyways, we all know I hate formal stuff, especially clothes. Or "well, you don't have to go with someone." This isn't really much of a reason for me to go. It's not like, hey, I don't have to go with someone, so I'm going to go because I don't have to go with someone.

Why does everyone's mom think that I do nothing all day but play computer games? Jenny's mom came over just now and as soon as she walked in she looks at me and asked me, what are you doing right now? And then she looks at my mom and she's like, he's definitely (肯定) playing computer games. It would be nice if I had any time at all to play any computer games. I've barely touched any since August. Let's see, Jin's mom, Chris's (the one that was over last night) mom, Charles's mom, ummm probably tons of others, they all think that. It's quite annoying. If I wanted to waste away, I wouldn't eat up every weekend with academic bowl or math competitions.

5:21PM

Marie gave this [link is now dead] to me (I think she stuck it on my door) after she got mad at me for being really mean to her a few (3?) years ago. At the time I think she was in 5th grade. I'll embarrass her (and me too, but that's ok) today by letting everyone see this hilarious note. Well, she still claims to have nothing to do with it. You'll get a kick out of it (Tarrant was one of the guys I hung out with a lot back then. He's a pothead now. But still cool). I hear that this whore named Rachel did most of it. I still remember the days when this whore was around. She was the biggest whore, even in 5th grade (I'm talking about Rachel, not Marie lol). I remember how Shabnam (Marie's neighbor, not sure if she still is) was like "David you should like Rachel, she's so cool and attractive" and I was like "and slut and should put a shirt on sometimes." Well, I didn't actually say that. But yeah, I wanted to. I think Gene knows what I'm talking about.

Ahhhh I give up on this stupid stat PCPOW problem. It looks SO easy, but then it confused me. Like, some little minor technicalities that kind of become not-so-minor after a while. Gay. Maybe it's just too late at night, I'm not sure.

1:24AM

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