Science Bowl 2005

Yes, I named the other page "National Science Bowl 2004," as opposed to "National Science Bowl," because I expected us to do this again. Parkview was still tough at the state tournament, but we managed to get past them and make it to nationals for the second time.

We finished third and got a huge trophy (my height), a bunch of TI-84 Silver calculators, a trip to South Carolina, a CBL, and $1000 for the school.

Awesome Quotes

I had a laptop this time, meaning I could take notes more effectively. Unfortunately, this year wasn't as funny =(

I also had to censor a couple of them.

  1. Me: I have to scratch my balls.
    Ronjon: Me too.
    Me: Ok, everybody, on three... one, two, three.
    Gene: I'm currently bouncing up and down my right testicle.
    Ronjon: Are they perfectly inelastic collisions?
    [A minute or two later]
    Yujing: Except I scratched my bush more than my balls.

  2. Dragos is eating a pagoda-like shaft of ice cream.
    Ronjon giggles.
    Yujing: Whoa, it's already half the way down.
    Ronjon: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
    [Everyone laughs hysterically for 30 seconds and Yujing keeps laughing.]
    Yujing looks up: So what exactly does "halfway down" mean?
    Yujing: Oh.

  3. The senior captain of Baton Rouge: What's a jizz?

  4. Me reading a science bowl question: What does the acronym MIME stand for?
    [No one knows.]
    Me: Multipurpose internet mail extensions.
    Yujing: Male extensions?
    Dragos: Multipurpose?

  5. Yujing: And you said she looked at my butt?
    Ronjon: No, I was just kidding.
    Yujing: Damnit.

  6. Gene: No, it's Moh. W-O-H-apostrophe-S.

  7. Gene wakes up: Jesus Christ, my mouth is full of semen!

  8. Yujing: My fart is stuck!

  9. Me to Baton Rouge: Did you guys see Montgomery Blair last year? There were five Asian guys and an Asian coach!
    Dragos: And they spoke Asian, too!
Last updated March 12, 2005.
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